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September 30, 2001 :: "Man finds human penis in bottle of fruit punch"

Yuck. There’s so many possibilities for gross comments and bad jokes on this. So um... let’s have em!

He said. She said. There’s 15 Comments

One of my goals in life is to never have written about me: "Police do not believe that Mr. Fox put the penis in the bottle."
Kevin :: 30 September, 2001 01:54 AM

And I hope you will easily attain that goal.
Davezilla :: 30 September, 2001 02:22 AM

Is that a penis in your bottle or are you just happy to see me?
timo :: 30 September, 2001 02:48 AM

Manfruit on the bottom?
Todd :: 30 September, 2001 02:57 AM

Im some parts of the world, bottled penis is a delicacy!
michele :: 30 September, 2001 06:41 AM

Christina's new hit song: "I'm a penis in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way."
Hilary :: 30 September, 2001 10:07 AM

oooooooooo, is that the new Bobbit Cocktail Fruit Punch I have been hearing so much about?
bakiwop :: 30 September, 2001 10:19 AM

Thats one way to get us to swallow!
judy :: 30 September, 2001 10:45 AM

Ora Potency (love that name) test markets new flavor: "Fruit Punch Fellatio."
Stock drops 99%.
Mike :: 30 September, 2001 10:51 AM

Being from Colorado I can tell you that this is the confirmation of a long-standing pattern of events there. Things are either extremely boring or extremely weird. Now, I have to ask Kevin something... are you saying that you don't want to be putting penises in bottles or that you just don't want to get *caught*? I'd like some clarification on this point...
Phineas :: 30 September, 2001 02:21 PM

Well, it did say fruit cocktail on the label.
enki :: 30 September, 2001 08:36 PM

it does give new meaning to the words coktail and soft drinks doesn't it?

i was also thinking of one other term that in this context makes me want to heave. backwash...ugh
the other michael :: 30 September, 2001 08:36 PM

Damn... somebody already got "Lorena Bobbit" in. I keep thinking "Caffeinated prick-me-up"... but that's nowhere near as funny as the rest of the posts. Why couldn't it be balls??? Balls are funny!
gOdOfMiScHiEf :: 30 September, 2001 10:18 PM

Prick-me-up is hilarious Eric!
Davezilla :: 30 September, 2001 11:04 PM

Now I'm waiting for "Balls to the Wall" Soda...
Jon :: 01 October, 2001 04:19 PM