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August 17, 2001 :: "Search Bastard"

Search Bastard is not just another m*ther-f*cking search engine. This one has some attitude. OK a lot. It’s just downright mean. I typed in Davezilla to see. Here are the results:

Are you one of Mike Tyson’s retarded kids?
Websites  Results 1 through 1 of 1 for Davezilla.
92134 Naughty Humor Topsites
Lots of joke sites -- maybe some stuff about "Davezilla" -- how the fuck should I know?
92133 Discuss "Davezilla" with other assholes
Yeah, I'm using my own search engine to promote my fucking web forum, what the fuck do you care? Fucking Yahoo does the same mo-fuckin' thing, dickhead!
100000 Davezilla
Fictional interviews based on anagrams of well known personalities names.

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