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July 29, 2001 :: "24/48: The resumé of Jesus Christ"

OBJECTIVE:
To find a challenging career that will utilize over 2,000 years of experience.

EMPLOYMENT:
Demi-God (30AD to present)
Responsibilities included saving the souls of humanity and distributing religious material. Managed a team of twelve self-motivated individuals and gave numerous outdoor seminars. Acted as sole liason for God Almighty.

Carpenter (14AD to 30AD)
Self-trained carpenter in Israel. Proficient with many hand tools. Good working knowledge of unusual hardwoods such as Lebanese Cedar.

ADDITIONAL SKILLS:
Food preparation for large groups, motivational speaking, exorcism, levitation, magick, mind reading, group hypnosis, wine-making, sore healing and resurrection.

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS:
Fishing, woodworking, holistic healing, storytelling, feeding the poor, volunteer work with leprosy victims.

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yes, but can he type? and his network admin skills seem to be severely lacking as well. By michaelbrown :: July 29, 2001 11:07 AM EST

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