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July 24, 2001 :: "How men pee in urinals. [Case Studies 1-12]"
He said. She said. There’s 20 Comments
The following comments were deleted when I re-uploaded this page today. I am cutting and pasting them so ignore the times. The info is unchanged. Except I took out Clive’s double-posting. ;^p
By Davezilla :: July 24, 2001 10:48 AM EST
So, um, how did you do these studies?
By Leia :: July 24, 2001 10:48 AM EST
you forgot sittin' down.
By 'w' :: July 24, 2001 10:49 AM EST
did somebody switch dave's medication?
;-)
By clive :: July 24, 2001 10:53 AM EST
Oh... my...
Words fail me.
I love this Web place, it's goofy.
By Jon :: July 24, 2001 11:43 AM EST
I blame Victor that I even SAW that.
Somewhere once I had a little program "test" that examined one's ability to properly handle ettiquette in the men's room -- not something I freqently need, I'll admit, but I did pretty well on it all the same. If only I could find it again!
By Sherri Magdalene :: July 24, 2001 01:07 PM EST
All righty Zilla. Next time you make soup come out my nose in front of the boss I will be driving to Detroit to tweak your nose and rub jelly in your hair.
By Amy Allen :: July 24, 2001 02:10 PM EST
I FOUND IT.
Even more interestingly, I found it Here!
Dave, watch your mail box. It's been around for a while, you may already have it, but I must be SURE. Consider it positive feedback.
By Sherri Magdalene :: July 24, 2001 03:48 PM EST
Wow Amy. Jelly? What up with that?
By Davezilla :: July 24, 2001 03:54 PM EST
Shouldn't the "Low Grade Acid" one actually be "Moldy Rye Bread"?
By Leia :: July 24, 2001 05:00 PM EST
Hey! I resemble that remark. ;^p
By Davezilla :: July 24, 2001 07:33 PM EST
were it a normal toilet rather than a urinal you would have to include the rusty screws on the back of the toilet seat for the 15 and under set, and the soggy rug in front of the toilet for the 45+ set. aim, boys, aim.
By jocelyn :: July 24, 2001 09:05 PM EST
Ew ew ew ew ew ew!
By Davezilla :: July 24, 2001 10:47 PM EST
I worked for a few months in a daycare center for elderly people, especially those with Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. I was the janitor. There were four bathrooms.
I believe all men should sit the hell DOWN.
By Sherri Magdalene :: July 24, 2001 10:47 PM EST
Can’t do that. The water’s too cold.
By Davezilla :: July 25, 2001 12:02 AM EST
ROFLMAOAPMP!!! LOVED IT! Going to forward to friends :>
By Kellian tr'Shikyrie :: July 25, 2001 01:54 AM EST
Those last comments made me think of 2 more positions that didn't make it to the list. 1) The High Five - bracing the hand against the wall above the urinal to steady yourself (most commonly used during a night out drinking) 2) The other could be called The Graffiti - where (later in the same night out drinking) you aim in the direction of the urinal and let 'er rip, hoping your aim is somewhat close.
By Brad :: July 25, 2001 11:52 AM EST
Those are both good. The High Five seems similar to #3, The Casual Lean. I have seen extremely drunk men do the Graffiti posture and it ain’t pretty.
By Davezilla :: July 25, 2001 06:27 PM EST
Cold water -- having been the victim of night time trips to the toilet where husband dearest did think to lift the lid but did not put it back down...
::grin:: And you can always get a riser seat for the toilet if dangling in the water is a problem...(yes, they actually exist)
By Sherri Magdalene :: July 25, 2001 10:29 PM EST
You're a genius.
By CT :: July 26, 2001 05:14 AM EST
