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July 13, 2001 :: "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Redhead"

Joceyn’s post from yesterday is sheer genius. An excerpt:

It matters not that I am in the middle of James Joyce's description of hell in the Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man. As the only person in the house who is capable of double-jumping over the triad of heat seeking flying eye missiles  and then avoiding the floor scanning laser beam progression to jump across the drop-out floor sequences and spin Dr. N. Tropy 3 times to get the death tornado spin bonus move, it is my obligation to set my own selfish needs aside.

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Where the hell have I been that I've missed this site? She is incredible! By Any Allen :: July 13, 2001 10:44 PM EST

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