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July 01, 2001 :: "Drive Your Pet Insane Week"

I have declared the first week of July to be Drive Your Pet Insane Week. Each and every day this week I willl present helpful tips so you can drive your pet over the edge. Here is the schedule:
Sun. Dogs | Mon. Cats | Tues. Fish | Wed. Hamsters | Thurs. Birds | Fri. Ferrets | Sat. Turtles

Naturally your contributions and suggestions are welcomed.

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He said. She said. There’s 8 Comments

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yay! can i kill my ferret now? By pike street :: July 01, 2001 10:50 AM EST

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and here i thought it was drive your readers insane week for lack of updates on drive your pet insane week! ;) By bakiwop :: July 02, 2001 11:16 AM EST

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This will, naturally, be followed up next week with "How to drive your Human Overlord insane" week, right? By Kevin :: July 02, 2001 11:55 AM EST

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Brilliant suggestion. I can do that. By Davezilla :: July 02, 2001 12:22 PM EST

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How to drive your (human) owner insane (A guide for dogs):

1. Absolutely refuse to be housebroken. Poop and pee wherever you like. It IS your house, after all.

2. Bark at every person who walks across the street. Bark at falling leaves. Bark at dogs so big they could eat you for lunch and still be hungry. Bark bark bark.

3. Be very bad and then walk over, sit down, cock your head and look very cute. You will be forgiven. By Leslier :: July 02, 2001 12:23 PM EST

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brilliant! i love it!
but be prepared for some nasty letters from those PETA jerks... By andreas :: July 02, 2001 03:04 PM EST

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Leslier's format, for cats:

1. Whatever your human slave expects, do the opposite. By Jon :: July 02, 2001 03:52 PM EST

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Be sure to mention on Tuesday the wonders of giving your fish a bubble bath. By Leslier :: July 02, 2001 04:27 PM EST

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