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April 25, 2001 :: ""
brb
are you sure?
I’ll get back to you on that.
As long as you get right back to me on that, we'll be fine.
what?
Huh?
I uh... where am I? Damn that rye bread!
WTF?
Someone set us up the bomb.
WWF
Do you smell what The Rock is cookin?
I smelled something.
That smell is probably the moldy rye bread.
Baking Rye Bread?
Well I have a wry sense of humor I’m told.
Who let the dogs out?
Bah dum bum. *ching!*
I let them out. Sorry. I didn’t want to smell anything else.
I think someone stepped in something.
You should have given the bread to the dogs. Or maybe the Baha Men.
The MIB?
Forget that Roswell crap. Show love to the black suit.
Roswell. Isn't that a show on the WB? Maybe it will move to UPN too.
You love my black suit? Aw thanks Julie. Leia hates it. [ sigh ]
So Zilla. Are you getting paid to waste time with this?
If you're wearing it, I'm sure Leia likes it at least a little.
It isn't the suit I don't like. It is the mask you wear with it. Creepy.
Yes. You do too apparently. ;^)
Don't fear the reefer.
Reaper, Julie. Don't fear the reaper.
Well, you shouldn't fear the reefer, either.
Don’t fear my referrers either
Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean.
Gotta love those referrers!
Julie, why you gotta hate? Don't be hatin on me.
Then don't be frontin, yo. ;)
Don’t be hatin’ or eatin’ my moldy bread stuffs neither. Ya hear?
Don't you think I'm so sexy? I'm just so fresh, so clean.
36 comments! Huzzah! Everybody happy dance!
I got more posts for a three letter blog than any other essay.
Julie, I'm glad you are clean. Hygiene is a key element of sexiness.
Less is more.
Less hygiene = more sexiness?
Less moldy rye = more sexy
Geine? Who’s Giene?
You know... Geine. My cousin from Jersey.
"What up wi' dat?"
only thin g you didn't mention yet was the stortroopers
Stortroopers ain't sexy, no matter how much hygiene they have.
Where’s your stortrooper Pike? Who are you btw? Site? URL?
???
I'm 32 flavors and then some.
Da-yammn girl!
I’d be happy to have an IQ of 32
Hideous kinky, I know.
Dave, I've been looking for a smart man like you all my life. Where have you been?
So Dave, guess we can't really expect you to act your age then?
Design is hideous kinky
Design is hideous kinky
Act my age? I can’t even count that high.
DOUBLE POST! Where is DoublePostGuy when you need him?
Exactly.
If I wanna floss, I got my own.
dave, i can help you with that lsd problem. come towards the healing light of love, darling.
ooohhh.... Avalon....
Wow. A personal invite from her griffithiness. Swoon!
Melanie! Where have you been? We had a date planned and... oh hi Leia!
If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread as I walk away.
We are so over.
You're a great cheerleader, but I just don't think you're "boyfriend" material.
[ swallows hard]
I need a man who will sing Beatles songs to me.
[ chokes back tears ]
Hehe. Leia made Dave cry.
[ eats moldy bread ]
[ dies from ergot alkaloid poisoning ]
Did I miss something?
Okay, if he dies, can Leia be considered an accessory?
love is the cruelest game.
Can I have his macintosh?
Love stinks. Yeah, yeah.
Man. Toto was a great band.
You can have my Mac when you can pry it from my cold dead fingers. Oh wait. I am cold and dead. Carry on then.
here comes davezilla/
Okay, if it's not an actual Beatles song, it doesn't count.
Cornbread. Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
[ smells popcorn ]
hey, i heard i could score some homebrewed lsd here...
BWAhahahaahhahahaah!
Dave is the Early Morning Stone Pimp.
yes, we can FTP you some
Personal milestone, here. I've had a web page up for a while now, but always before, someone else FTPed the pages for me. I'd had a mental block about the FTP process, owing to ADD. But my mentor Dick Cheney patiently coached me, and at long last, I got it! Put a new page and images up on my personal site today, and finally, finally, FTPed it all correctly by myself! It loads! HOORAY!!! Man, I've been wanting to get my brain around that. YES!
OK these mold jokes are getting stale. Get it? I kill me.
[ clears throat ] Uhh Leia? Sweetie?
um. okay. Thanks for sharing, George.
Good job, W. This site makes me laugh. LOL. LOL. LOL. Oh, my heart!
Whoa! Look at the size of the cranium on that one!
harrumph!
pshaw!
dude!
Wow! Dick Cheney! Dennis Miller said your heartbeat skips more than Richard Simmons on his way to a Ricky Martin concert
[ stews in opwn juices ]
If I could spell and type I would be dangerous. Or at least employable.
well, don't tell anyone but that ricky martin makes my heart skip a beat too! *DROOL*
Okay, I can spell and type, and I still can't find a job.
me too. gotta love those latin men.
Who's dick cheney?
who's ricky martin?
dang! bbl...gotta go sine somethin'. geez, and they never let me keep the pen. what's up with that?
I am Pike Street.
No, I am Pike Street!
Such a milestone. 100+ comments for a 3-letter blog
Won't the real Pike Street please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up.
I am Anti-Heather! Hear me roar. Oh wait. Wrong blog.
um, brb [said Julie as she made her speedy exit].
Hey! Dirty imposters!
I spy with my little eye... something that looks like Pike Street
heh heh. i like that game! i make the secret service agents play that with me in the motorcade.
Putting in my 2 cents. !Cha-ching!
Julie, you are the woman for me. I want to sing Beatles songs to you and provide you with floss. Marry me.
Only if I get to bowl for free.
julie, i'd marry you too if i swang that way.
swung? swinged?
Anything for you, my sweet. I will even get us his and hers bowling shirts.
Wow, two proposals in one day. How come people don't like me this much in person?
well, you are just hanging out with the wrong people!
I think that's why I'm moving back to Austin. 'course, can't say I hang out with anyone all that much.
Welcome to Davezilla.com. A great place to meet celebrities like Melanie griffith and Tom Cavanaugh and mingle exciting young singles.
I wasn't single when this comment thread started.
Peace. Love. Blog.
You weren’t?
Who are you married to?
Nope, I had a boyfriend. Then he left me for Melanie Griffith.
Since when does "unmarried" always equal "single," Dave?
Single = available
Single = not married
Can you blame a guy for wanting Melanie Griffith? I mean, look at her... her website! It's got pizzazz! It's got moxie! It's dynamic! It's got exclamtion marks!!!
Dave, you're a man-whore.
[ weeping ] You always said I had pizzazz! Damn you Davezilla!
Eek.
heh. since when does "married" mean "married"?
Oh you have pizzazz Leia. You have it in spades. (choke me for saying that)
You haven't spent enough time with me.
i'll spend some time with you, sugar.
Bill wants you Leia. Break out the thongs!
I need a job, Leia needs a committed man who isn't wooed by Grecian fluff. We all have needs.
I have this great dress I bought at the Gap.
*playing "love me do" on the sax* ;)
oh baby, describe it to me.
Make the scary bad man stop.
bill, when will you ever learn? me, i've learned to repressinate my needs.
that's why your face looks pinched. man, you're the president! you could have all the sweet lovin' you want! what a waste.
brb
i get all the sweet lovin' i need from jesus. wait, that didn't sound right...
That is how rumors get started.
Hey Jesus! Sorry I skipped that Bible class so often. Are you psychic?
I can play 'O Suzannah' on the harmonica. I can also pick up small objects from the floor with my toes. My feet are hairy. Like a Hobbit. Only not THAT hairy.
In America...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
6:00 woo-hoo! quittin' time! later!
Back from the hospital, just a minor heart attack. Must clean up messes W made. No rest for the weary.
Wow both Michaels in a row!
I deny ever having been here. I am a mold hallucination.
hee-HEE!
I am not a crook.
i'm sorry, i think i must have the wrong number...
no, no, no Dave. Michael is Antonio. And I am Melanie. And it's my Avalon and those are my fluttering white doves and my frilly dresses (no matter what stevie nicks says). And no one can take that away from us. no one.
well said. your manner of speaking is, nothing else, poetic. all your base are belong to davezill. damn
well said. your manner of speaking is, if nothing else, poetic. all your base are belong to davezill. damn
I am the weakest Hyakugojyuuichi! Hello.
do you have stairs in your house? I am the pusher robot.
He said. She said. There’s 169 Comments
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 01:54 PM
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Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 02:09 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:13 PM
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Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:18 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:19 PM
denise :: 25 April, 2001 02:19 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:22 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:23 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:23 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:25 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:26 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:28 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 02:29 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:30 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:33 PM
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Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 02:34 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:34 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:35 PM
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Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:36 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:38 PM
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Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:40 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:41 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:42 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:42 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:43 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:44 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:44 PM
What up wi’ dat?
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:45 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:45 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:45 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:46 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:47 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 02:47 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 02:48 PM
Obviously, your readers have had too much moldy rye bread.
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:48 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 02:48 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:49 PM
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Leia :: 25 April, 2001 02:55 PM
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mel :: 25 April, 2001 02:57 PM
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Leia :: 25 April, 2001 03:00 PM
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Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:07 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:07 PM
mel :: 25 April, 2001 03:08 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:09 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:09 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:10 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:10 PM
he comes weaving up slowly/
he's got goo-goo eyeballs/
his lips are moldy...
john paul george & ringo :: 25 April, 2001 03:11 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:11 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:13 PM
[ rises from grave ]
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:13 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:13 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:15 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:19 PM
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"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:20 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:21 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:23 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:23 PM
cheney :: 25 April, 2001 03:23 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:24 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 03:24 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:25 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:26 PM
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"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:30 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:30 PM
mel :: 25 April, 2001 03:31 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:31 PM
who's pike street?
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:33 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:33 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:34 PM
Pike Street :: 25 April, 2001 03:34 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:35 PM
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Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 03:36 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:36 PM
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"w" :: 25 April, 2001 03:40 PM
My day is complete now.
Kristin :: 25 April, 2001 03:46 PM
Tom Cavanaugh of TV's "Ed" :: 25 April, 2001 03:56 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 03:57 PM
by denise czaja of the web's "centrs.com" :: 25 April, 2001 03:58 PM
denise czaja of the web's "centrs.com" :: 25 April, 2001 03:59 PM
Tom Cavanaugh of TV's "Ed" :: 25 April, 2001 04:00 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:01 PM
denise czaja of the web's "centrs.com" :: 25 April, 2001 04:06 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:08 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:15 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:16 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:17 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:18 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:18 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:19 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:20 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:21 PM
Spoken for = with someone in some capacity.
So... since five minutes ago. :^)
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:21 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:23 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:24 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:25 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:25 PM
bill :: 25 April, 2001 04:26 PM
But you never prance around in flimsy, diaphanous Grecian gowns with butterflies and faeries at your beck and call.
Mel does. That’s double-plus pizzazz.
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:28 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:30 PM
bill :: 25 April, 2001 04:32 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:35 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:36 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:37 PM
bill :: 25 April, 2001 04:38 PM
bill :: 25 April, 2001 04:39 PM
Leia :: 25 April, 2001 04:41 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 04:41 PM
bill :: 25 April, 2001 04:43 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 04:44 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 04:46 PM
Jesus :: 25 April, 2001 04:54 PM
Julie :: 25 April, 2001 04:56 PM
michaelbrown :: 25 April, 2001 05:40 PM
I can't play harmonica...=(
the other michael :: 25 April, 2001 05:47 PM
"w" :: 25 April, 2001 05:56 PM
cheney :: 25 April, 2001 06:05 PM
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 06:23 PM
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doughboy :: 25 April, 2001 07:49 PM
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ari :: 26 April, 2001 01:47 AM
everchill :: 26 April, 2001 01:16 PM
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Jon :: 26 April, 2001 03:53 PM
earthman :: 27 April, 2001 06:09 AM
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