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April 24, 2001 :: "Pardon my absence"

I have food poisoning. No really. Back tomorrow hopefully.

In the meanwhile, try Dionne Warwick’s Cosmic Peephole.
Link via Brainsluice
Utilizing the amazing psychic powers of the Cosmic Peephole I was able to determine what some of my online friends are up to:

• Jeffrey Zeldman fantasizes about flying through billowing clouds of quilted toilet tissue.
  
• Heather Champ force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs. 
  
• James Mcnally worships at a personal shrine to Rhea Perlman. 
  
• Michael Brown is gripped by an unshakable fear of pickles. 
  
• Leia Scofield will NOT be intimidated by hostile jell-o molds. 
  
• Derek Powazek is quietly thinking what a total moron you are.
  And of course:
  
• Melanie Griffith is sniffing yesterday's socks… and enjoying the smell.

Or you may enjoy the brilliant D-zine skillz of Webtek. I am like, so in awe.
Link via Jocelyn, who got it from Phineas, who got it from Jeffrey, who got it from Robbie and so on, and so on ....

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He said. She said. There’s 9 Comments

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Oh Dave, I hope you feel better soon!
Kristin :: 24 April, 2001 05:24 PM

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if you like Webtek, here's another marvel of design. behold, the web page from hell:

http://www.ecnet.net/users/gas52r0/Jay/
charles :: 24 April, 2001 06:08 PM

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Oh good gawd! Where did you find that? Love the "Big ugly banner."
Davezilla :: 24 April, 2001 07:00 PM

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Thanks Kristin!
Davezilla :: 24 April, 2001 07:00 PM

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that's one of jay boersma's pages; he's the creative director at playboy.com. there's a lot of interesting stuff on his site.
charles :: 24 April, 2001 10:23 PM

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the horror ...
julien brown abuses magic marker vapors.
miles is secretly engaged in an adulterous tryst with a Nordic hunchback named Sven. 

I am a horrible, horrible mommy.
ari :: 24 April, 2001 11:01 PM

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I let those Jello molds intimidate me once and I have regret it every day of my life. I will NEVER let them intimidate me again.
Leia :: 24 April, 2001 11:06 PM

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But do you let rye molds intimidate you?
Davezilla :: 25 April, 2001 06:26 PM

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always with the guinea pigs! actuallly, i'm a hamster woman myself.

http://www.hammyhamster.com/

or was it squirrels... "a squirrel and a squirrel and a squirrel, a squirrel and a squirrel were fighting!"
heather :: 25 April, 2001 11:04 PM

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