Anagrammy Awards
Call me old skool but I still like usenet. My favorite newsgroup is obviously alt.anagrams. Every month we have an award ceremony for best anagrams. If you think mine are complex, you should see what some of the neuro-surgeons in the group come up with. Here are some of my favorite nominees for this month:

• Pirated Songs? = Napster is God. (Meyran Kraus)
  
• Hostile Arab plea = “Praise be to Allah!” (David Bourke)
  
• Lower back pain = Work? Incapable! (Tom Myers)
  
• A polygraph test = Goal: Trap the spy. (Meyran Kraus)
  
• Russell Crowe in ‘Gladiator’ = Result: I win real gold Oscar! (Richard Grantham)