Anagram Interview with Tom Cruise

1. mikeB

   30 January, 2007, 12:14 am

   You goddamned genius, Dave. Oh and happy 60th or however old you are. 😈

2. pablo

   30 January, 2007, 12:20 am

   Pfffffffffffft:?:
   Total brain fart on this one. How long did it take you to come up with this one? :wtf:

3. chinabear

   30 January, 2007, 4:32 am

   me rut si ?? :wang:

4. Spud

   30 January, 2007, 5:10 am

   I’m so cuter

   :geek:

5. Davezilla

   30 January, 2007, 6:56 am

   [Comment ID #84999 will be quoted here]

   About an hour. Not many letters to work with. :geek:

6. StevieC

   30 January, 2007, 7:17 am

   Hate mail for making fun of Tom? I think fan mail would be the more likely reaction. As for the Link of the Day, is that what goes on inside my computer when I google naughty stuff?

7. Davezilla

   30 January, 2007, 7:23 am

   [Comment ID #85062 will be quoted here]

   Every time I post one of these, I get inundated with hate mail from fans of that celebrity who seem to think the interviews are real. :dead:

8. Ms Puppet Launcher

   30 January, 2007, 7:28 am

   I suck at Scrabble. I could never do these.

9. Ms Puppet Launcher

   30 January, 2007, 7:28 am

   I said suck. :wtf:

10. TheFaramir

    30 January, 2007, 7:46 am

    Happy birthday and stuff.

11. Bigwavdave

    30 January, 2007, 8:24 am

    60? Gee, you don’t look it. Besides, 60 is the new ah, 30, right? :wtf:

12. sledge

    30 January, 2007, 8:27 am

    Another reason to hate Tom Cruise.Awsome Dave.Happy happy to you

13. Bigwavdave

    30 January, 2007, 8:44 am

    Oh, and btw – Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size?

14. Bigwavdave

    30 January, 2007, 9:07 am

    Oh, and one more thing…Nicole said, after leaving TC, “I can start wearing high heels again.” :wang:

15. Mitch

    30 January, 2007, 9:10 am

    I store cum.

    F__King brilliant.

    That explains the Ice Tumors. Cryo-Nut-Cruise.

16. Nikki

    30 January, 2007, 9:16 am

    Brilliant.

    Happy 43rd, Mr. Linabury. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Let the spanking commence.

17. tander

    30 January, 2007, 9:41 am

    I wondered where you’d take our Cruise-as-Messiah conversation yesterday. Brilliant stuff. And Happy Birthday! 😀

18. photojunkie

    30 January, 2007, 10:05 am

    Happy Birthday Dave

19. junkman

    30 January, 2007, 10:05 am

    what food would you compare yourself to tom? crumpet
    how would you describe your acting ability? cutsie
    when it comes to charitable donations? miser
    how about gay bars? customer
    how are you when you leave the bars? crustie
    who do you really believe in? criste
    when people say you’re insane? truism
    how is katie holmes during sex? mut cries

    :java:

20. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 11:01 am

    Feliz CumpleAnos A ti!
    Ten un cumpleAnos fEliz!
    Feliz cumpleAnos Davezilla,
    Feliz cumpleAnos a TI!

    Sapo verde eres tu!
    Sapo verde eres tu!
    Sapo verde Davezilla!
    Sapo verde eres tu!

    Two versions just for you on your birthday!
    May you be blessed with many many more!

21. adognamedgromit

    30 January, 2007, 12:03 pm

    60 – he means your wisdom, not age and I agree. Happy birthday Dave. My father is 70 today also.
    😆

22. Bjorn Freeh

    30 January, 2007, 1:27 pm

    Geez, Dave. Your birthday is a day before mine… and here I thought I was the older of the two of us.

    Hippo birdy.

23. Mr Doug

    30 January, 2007, 2:21 pm

    Another year older? Well let’s all hope the :wang: still works.

    I wonder how much you have to give to the Cult of Scientology to get the title of Jesus? So what does that make Katie and the kid?

24. Davezilla

    30 January, 2007, 3:04 pm

    I’m 43, not 60 for the record. 😳

25. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 3:14 pm

    [Comment ID #85131 will be quoted here]

    Ha! Just reminded me of my son when he was just learning to talk, instead of Doggy Pile he would leap off the sofa onto unsuspecting victims screaming at the top of his lungs—DUCKY POLLO!!!!

    just sharing

26. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 3:33 pm

    Dave, Have you had your spanking today? 😛

    *spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*
    *spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*
    *spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*
    *spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*
    *spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank*spank* 😳

    and an extra one for good luck *spank* 😈

27. Spud

    30 January, 2007, 3:53 pm

    I never remember birthdays and such, belated greetings on the birth of your day Mr Linabury. 😀

28. Drusky

    30 January, 2007, 4:26 pm

    [Comment ID #85094 will be quoted here]

    Dave, you lucky duck… 😆
    Have a happy day!

29. Davezilla

    30 January, 2007, 4:26 pm

    [Comment ID #85143 will be quoted here]

    Thank you! 😈

30. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 5:15 pm

    My pleasure!

31. Mandy

    30 January, 2007, 5:38 pm

    [Comment ID #85166 will be quoted here]

    I hope you got him bare-bottomed!

32. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 5:41 pm

    It’s the only way to do it!

33. Atryd

    30 January, 2007, 5:45 pm

    Anyone else up for a spanking? That’s willing to return the favor…
    😈 😳 :thong: :wang: 😈

34. Mikeme

    30 January, 2007, 7:34 pm

    How about that! Dave went on a CRUISE for his birthday. Jump on a couch for Dave day! 😛 😀 :wtf:

35. Bjorn Freeh

    30 January, 2007, 8:53 pm

    [Comment ID #85135 will be quoted here]

    And I’m only 50 (today).

36. cronewynd

    30 January, 2007, 9:18 pm

    The cat-washing video is the worst case of cruelty I’ve seen in a long time.

    I’m very upset.

37. Nikki

    30 January, 2007, 9:31 pm

    [Comment ID #85175 will be quoted here]

    Sitting down after that could be tricky.

38. Davezilla

    30 January, 2007, 9:33 pm

    [Comment ID #85189 will be quoted here]

    I’ll take my chances. Anyone else offering? 😈

    [Comment ID #85186 will be quoted here]

    The Big 5-0. Happy Birthday

39. Stevie C

    30 January, 2007, 10:18 pm

    It’s funny – I saw Atryd’s spanking and the first thought that came in to my head was “There’s a spanking going on; Mandy must be nearby” and a couple of comments later, there she was. Between that and the silicone sex, I’ve had some pretty good laughs today. Thanks Dave and Happy Birthday! Have a :java:, on me.

40. Penguin Pete

    31 January, 2007, 4:43 am

    [Comment ID #85067 will be quoted here]

    There’s programs that generate anagrams. They’re not even all that difficult to write: have an algorithm that loops through all possible combinations of the letters and looks each result up in a dictionary file looking for real-world matches.

    Of course, the *art* of turning the results into humor is what sets the ‘Zilla apart from the rest of us nerds.

41. Penguin Pete

    31 January, 2007, 4:47 am

    [Comment ID #85133 will be quoted here]

    When I heard about the Scientologists declaring his Jesus, my first thought was “Crucifixion? Line on the left; one cross each.” Get out while you still can, Tom!

42. Mike

    31 January, 2007, 8:38 am

    I would like to give Mandy a spanking!

43. Peaches

    31 January, 2007, 9:34 am

    Absolutly brilliant….still scratching my head, wondering how you come up with these things.

    Happy Birthday Dave!!

    Here is 43 hugs and kisses, since you have already been spanked.

    😆

44. Meagan

    31 January, 2007, 11:39 am

    Happy Birthday Dave! I hope you’re not too sore from all those spankings. I know I’m gonna get some when I have my birthday in two weeks. Finally, I’ll be 25 and I can rent a car!

45. Joe-the-ragman

    31 January, 2007, 1:39 pm

    No poking the “ONE-EYED-SAILOR” NO NO NO. 8)

    Jest sos ye understands eyze aint the types jest cuz eyze got one glazz eye! ! ! 😮

46. Tom Cruise

    31 January, 2007, 3:01 pm

    i like spanking :))

47. Its Me Maven

    31 January, 2007, 3:21 pm

    Lo-and-behold, there is an online anagram converter site. Click here for all of the possible anagram arrangements of the words “Interview with Tom Cruise.”

    Enjoy 😀

48. Davezilla

    31 January, 2007, 6:42 pm

    [Comment ID #85264 will be quoted here]

    Bah! I do mine in my head. Not impressed. :dead:

49. Raz

    01 February, 2007, 3:26 pm

    Awwww! I missed all the fun birthday times!
    Stoopid stooopid broken compy.

    Well Happy Birthday!!! 😆

50. Spud

    01 February, 2007, 6:10 pm

    [Comment ID #85264 will be quoted here]

    Ssshhhh, the natives will hear you…

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