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Manly Tip #1

If it sprays, it can probably kill.

That’s right. Just about anything that sprays can kill. Bugs, that is. Why waste precious minutes shopping for insect sprays? You might miss part of Baywatch Hawaii or Xena. Bah! Davezilla says do the manly thing: improvize. Nearly every spray can under your kitchen sink can kill in the proper dosage. Here’s a handy chart:

Rating	Item	Pros	Cons
10	Formula 409	Kills on contact	Smells really awful
9.2	Windex	Kills in 8 seconds	Might make you want to clean the windows afterward
8.5	Aqua Net hairspray	Like a canned spider web	Your walls will be really damn sticky
8	Right Guard	Smells better than flies	None that we can see
6	Spray Cheese	Nothing escapes its tar-like grip of death.	Do you really want orange paste on your walls?
4.1	Silly String	I guess so	Hard to control and it's pink.
2	Febreeze	Kills bugs, covers odors	What REAL man would be caught with a can of this?
1	Hair Mousse	No. I don't think so.	You HAVE mousse? You are not a manly man. Begone!

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