Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

32 comments:

1. Avalon, 4. March 2010, 15:40
   

   It’s the new anti fat suit.

    
2. detSteve, 4. March 2010, 16:19
   

   The Silver Bullet!

    
3. StevieC, 4. March 2010, 16:26
   

   “Yeah, I’m still a virgin. How did you know?”

    
4. fruf, 4. March 2010, 16:31
   

   A grey Michelin Man
   his ass is tied to the gas burner and he is slowly filling up DONT FART

    
5. jack, 4. March 2010, 17:33
   

   have duct tape, will travel

    
6. kat, 4. March 2010, 17:43
   

   look mom i made a space suit

    
7. Davezilla, 4. March 2010, 18:31
   

   Curses! Foiled again! Although. It’s duct tape, not foil, so that joke doesn’t really work. :dead:

    
8. Tony, 5. March 2010, 0:45
   

   Oh great, NOW I have to pee.

    
9. rust, 5. March 2010, 1:51
   

   And I thought the Duct Tape Wallet offered at THINKGEEK.COM was kewl.

    
10. Don, 5. March 2010, 4:28
    

    I’ve been wondering where DUCT TAPE MAN was, I haven’t seen him since he got into that sticky situation.

     
11. Lung the Younger, 5. March 2010, 4:32
    

    Amusing duck tape?

     
12. Lung the Younger, 5. March 2010, 7:44
    

    Most people agreed that the first prototype of the Terminator T-1000 series should never have made it off the drawing board……

     
13. Meagan, 5. March 2010, 11:44
    

    The one instance where ripping off a piece of tape quickly isn’t an option. :wtf:

     
14. Urban D. Kay, 5. March 2010, 12:48
    

    I duct out for a while

     
15. StevieC, 5. March 2010, 13:00
    

    If this has any correlation to why you wrap your hamster in electrical tape, I don’t want to know about it.

     
16. StevieC, 5. March 2010, 13:01
    

    Body waxing by Red Green :wtf:

     
17. Cobe, 5. March 2010, 13:33
    

    Before we snicker, just remember;

    This suit is taser proof, (for that wild night on the town) and snake-bite resistant….maybe. It’ll hold you together during those tough times and it beats being wraped up in red tape.

     
18. junkman, 5. March 2010, 14:27
    

    wrap the head and eons later seinfeld zealots will be debating whether or not they’ve discovered the shroud of costanza.

     
19. Bigwavdave, 5. March 2010, 19:31
    

    Pull my finger…

     
20. Cobe, 5. March 2010, 20:17
    

    I think it’s a skud missile.

     
21. Spud, 6. March 2010, 0:46
    

    “I need to pee”

     
22. Linda, 6. March 2010, 3:54
    

    All I have to say is “Does anyone have a can opener” as he looks for an escape route…..

     
23. poisonwisky, 6. March 2010, 21:36
    

    duct tape, gas stove? hindenburg? oh sorry not charades

     
24. poisonwisky, 6. March 2010, 21:38
    

    seinfelds out takes?

     
25. Master Solace, 7. March 2010, 11:05
    

    three things are true about this guy
    1. he is single
    2. his friends hate him
    3. one of those friends is named jerry

    ‘heeeeelllloooo laaaadddies, no need for a condom when you can’t get it out anyway.’

    jason alexander in his new role of spokesman for a new line of trojan condoms, ‘the heavylifter’… for those who cant KEEP it up, let trojan help…

    duck tape fixes ‘almost’ everything

    and remember george costanza says, ‘be safe, wrap it up’

     
26. Sexy Jamie, 7. March 2010, 17:39
    

    You know how I know he is a virgin… If you can’t duct it F@ck it!

     
27. DaPopster, 8. March 2010, 14:25
    

    Anybody seen the gene pool cleaner ?

     
28. Lung the Younger, 9. March 2010, 16:34
    

    The Day the Earthenware Stood Still.

     
29. Lounge Puppy, 9. March 2010, 18:46
    

    Low tech spanx… ’cause Mommys’ didn’t fit.

     
30. Sammy, 10. March 2010, 4:52
    

    “FIREPROOF”

     
31. Chris S., 10. March 2010, 18:38
    

    The Stay Buff Marshmallow man. Now in stay fresh packing!

     
32. Nemzek, 30. July 2010, 13:42
    

    This is what happens when you spend waaay to much time alone and bored.