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story of my life’s path
How to keep those pesky Asperger Syndrome sufferers out of your neighbourhood.
Finally, a non political neighborhood !
So that means I get to plow straight into that house in the background and when the cops show up- “This is what you told me to do. Write yourself a ticket, assholes. And then contact my attorney cause I’m gonna get paid bitch!”
Where’s the no parking sign?
Hipster wife hunting :
gosh if the photo included a bit more to the right we could see the line of cars with skeletons in them. indecision kills….slowly.
p.s. forget hipsters, check out the potential boobsters on cute #9
of course thats why there is a car on the lawn
turn green at the next light
signs were put up by Bobby-lee and his “special” brother
That leaves only one way to go: up. Now if only I’d taken the hover car to work today.
Pffft! To think that some communities have to put up gates to keep the riff-raff (and the Magentas) out. All we did was put up a couple of signs.
Oh, thank you, thank you for the laugh.
So let me get this right I cant go left and I cant go right now what???
You can’t get there from here!
That can only be Australia. Bureaucracy gone mad…