Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

32 comments:

1. Faith, 20. January 2010, 19:08
   

   “Straight” men.

    
2. threeze, 20. January 2010, 19:48
   

   “American” men.

    
3. Nicolette, 20. January 2010, 20:09
   

   Puce.

    
4. Mandy, 20. January 2010, 20:46
   

   teensy weensy. especially if they are referring to their :limp:

    
5. dan chapman, 20. January 2010, 21:00
   

   the word “cool” especially if you are over 50

    
6. Vicus Scurra, 20. January 2010, 22:31
   

   cute

    
7. J, 20. January 2010, 22:53
   

   frolicking

    
8. StevieC, 20. January 2010, 23:00
   

   Exfoliate

   Glorious

   Handbag

   Ensemble

   Parfait

   Furious

   Fabulous

   Thingy

   Sorry

    
9. DaPopster, 21. January 2010, 0:17
   

   love

    
10. Astryd, 21. January 2010, 1:13
    

    Color coordinate
    Color scheme
    Periwinkle
    Adorable
    Ooh my goodness!

     
11. rust, 21. January 2010, 2:30
    

    I’d have to ask my woman/love-interest/soon-to-be-wife what words aren’t used by men. Surely there is something!

    “You missed that last exit”

     
12. Nicolette, 21. January 2010, 6:59
    

    ” Excuse me sir, I need directions to get to …….”

     
13. fruf, 21. January 2010, 9:10
    

    man bag
    man boobs
    stripes and checks don’t go together
    golly gee
    quaint
    oxfords
    denim pants
    posterior
    anus
    mammary glands

     
14. Bigwavdave, 21. January 2010, 9:26
    

    Fuschia

     
15. Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki, 21. January 2010, 9:57
    

    scrumptious
    delectable
    handsome
    fabulous!

     
16. chainstay, 21. January 2010, 10:00
    

    snifter

    nifty

    dungarees

    marvelous

    I was wrong

     
17. Big Tony, 21. January 2010, 11:49
    

    Vagina

     
18. Big Tony, 21. January 2010, 11:54
    

    impotent

     
19. Astryd, 21. January 2010, 11:57
    

    Hold me
    Love me
    Oh, that is so precious!
    I’m sorry (sincerely)
    Do I look pretty
    Quish
    That contrast does not go well
    This is you hue honey
    Ooooh let me hold it!!

     
20. Cobe, 21. January 2010, 12:14
    

    Labia

     
21. Lung the Younger, 21. January 2010, 13:06
    

    Commitment
    Divine
    Darling (as an adjective)
    Rouge
    Sanitary napkin
    Platonic
    Bucks Fizz
    Malaise
    Buns

     
22. junkman, 21. January 2010, 14:30
    

    peachy
    poofy
    does my dick look small in these pants
    dreamy
    dippity doo
    no thanks i’ve had enough blowjobs this week
    chic
    chartreuse
    eeeewy
    lululemon
    sex in the cityish

     
23. StevieC, 21. January 2010, 19:01
    

    That’s okay. I don’t need to cum everytime.

     
24. kathryn, 22. January 2010, 1:00
    

    piddle
    ciggies
    tea things

     
25. kathryn, 22. January 2010, 1:02
    

    piddle
    ciggies
    tea things
    powder room

     
26. junkman, 22. January 2010, 11:38
    

    btw. very tricky dave getting us to say all these words

     
27. donna, 22. January 2010, 12:33
    

    not tonight i have a headache

     
28. chainstay, 22. January 2010, 14:16
    

    On second thought, dungarees might be acceptable at times. However, pantaloons will not work in any situation.

    Steve I don’t know how many times I have wanted to say that but won’t for fear of making the woman I am with feel inadequate.

     
29. janeeto, 22. January 2010, 22:47
    

    RE: Link of the Day. Try this, if you dare:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjacqcTFYFw

     
30. Timm, 25. January 2010, 9:40
    

    Moisturizer (sp?)

    The words that are pronounced “keesh” and “Poe Pouree” but I don’t know how to spell them ’cause I never use ‘em.

     
31. Timm, 25. January 2010, 9:44
    

    P.S. – Oops! Astryd already said “Quish” – or should it be “quiche” or somethin’ else.

     
32. Astryd, 25. January 2010, 17:28
    

    It’s not spelled right. Figured it wouldn’t matter.

    Tinkle