Comments on: If Baby Jesus Was Born in 2009

By: Davezilla

Davezilla — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:20:26 +0000

Oh, Lung. Why didn’t I think of that? An iPhone map from India to Israel.

By: Timm

Timm — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:46:34 +0000

There’d be live news reports with helicopters circling the manger scene.

PETA complains that helicopters are scaring the animals.

Birth would occur in a non-ideal area (manger) not because the inn was full, but because Mary and Joseph’s medical insurance wasn’t accepted at the hospital.

Mary & Joseph would be offered a deal for a reality show.
They’ll be asked to be on “Oprah”.

Little drummer boy would get recording contract.

One of the three wise men will announce that he is gay.

By: DaPopster

DaPopster — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:44:29 +0000

Moderate THIS !!! I got your M F’ing Christmas present right here !!!

By: DaPopste

DaPopste — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:41:35 +0000

Screw the PC bullshit, MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone !!!!

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:41:53 +0000

Apostle tweets during the life of Jesus:

Supersizin loaves n’ fishz, LOL.
JC loosin his sht in Jeruzlm Temple. Monylenrz blow, natch.
JC walkn on watr! No photoshp swer 2 God!!!!
Got soooo drnk at Kana weddng ysterdy.
JC totly punkd by Judas. Suuucks dude.

By: StevieC

StevieC — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:23:15 +0000

Actually, Lung, it would be three wise women bringing diapers, a receiving blanket, and a car seat.

By: fruf

fruf — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:03:19 +0000

If J.C. were born today,he would’nt be born from a virgin because there are none.
He would start life with a twitter account and his You Tube space would have millions of hits
He might take one look and prefer to go back

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:54:17 +0000

No GPS for the three wise men?

By: StevieC

StevieC — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:16:09 +0000

MFC everyone. Just think, if Jesus twittered, he could follow you!

By: Jeff Carr

Jeff Carr — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:55:54 +0000

Can anyone guess the original Shakespearean phrase?

Only query whether people who chew a lot of bleeding? If people have some people in front of people died in the struggle, the excitement of our country and its people? How many bad people, I, or our vengeance?