Caption Time #299

2. December 2009, 9:23 UhrCaption TimeDavezilla
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Caption Time #299

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  2. Patrick, 2. December 2009, 9:34

    Dibs on firsties! Holy Shit! Back boobs, and no nipples. Under better circumstances she might be the perfect woman– boobs in the back to play with while you’re nailing her. Boobs in the front to play with while you’re nailing from the back door. What a novel concept!

     
  3. fruf, 2. December 2009, 9:34

    The obvious “front or back?”
    Nipples on the shoulder blades?
    fat farm weigh in?
    buddy doesn’t look all that svelte
    I will have to now go and wash out my mind

     
  4. Bigwavdave, 2. December 2009, 9:39

    Walmart? The line @ Starbuck’s? NOT the Mama!

     
  5. Mandy's Kidding, 2. December 2009, 9:55

    It seems like the ribbon holding the straps together was an addition. I’m not sure what the intended effect was or how this could possibly be an improvement over what came before.

    *Covers eyes*

     
  6. Lung the Younger, 2. December 2009, 10:07

    An Arkansas Angel.

     
  7. Lung the Younger, 2. December 2009, 10:08

    I’ve heard them referred to as “Bingo Wings” in the UK.

     
  8. rust, 2. December 2009, 10:12

    oh my god! You know, a lot of Chilean men like to “hacer la rusa“* — but I haven’t lived here long enough to be able to get wood over this travesty of a human being… although I can think of a few huevones** who could and would!

    *literally, “do the russian” (female gender) which involves friction of the male organ against the mammaries.
    **literally, “big eggs” in reference to testicles.

     
  9. heath, 2. December 2009, 10:18

    she should have a bra on so she won’t sag so much. will she have check her back for lump?

     
  10. junkman, 2. December 2009, 11:41

    her tits must have smashed into the guy in front pretty hard to have deployed the airbags!

     
  11. rust, 2. December 2009, 12:31

    hey junkie, that one made me literally Laugh Out Loud! (I hate that stupid TLA*).

    BTW, where in Jokeville are you? Or did you stop being an Oak-villain and move “closer my god to thee” into Mister and Missus Agha?

    *TLA Three Letter Acronym

     
  12. StevieC, 2. December 2009, 13:06

    No matter which angle you approach her from, you can reach out with both hands and grab boob. {{shudder}}

    In the words of Boris Karloff: I wouldn’t touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole!

     
  13. chainstay, 2. December 2009, 13:25

    Maybe the ones in front are so big she had to grow some in back to keep her balance.

    Perhaps her plastic surgeon made a mistake and put the implants on the wrong side.

     
  14. junkman, 2. December 2009, 13:49

    hey rust. kerr and lakeshore area. a block away from the beerstore. the biz is in mrs. saga.

     
  15. Meagan, 2. December 2009, 14:08

    You know you’re too fat when your back boobs need a bra too.

     
  16. rust, 2. December 2009, 15:10

    hey junkie, I lived for a time on South Forster, and then on Stewart — but that was back in the 70s when I took a lot of LDS*, but really I grew up on a street off Bridge near Hopedale Plaza (now a “Mall”). Really, a small freakin’ world. And now I live on the other side of the planet.

    Be sure to drop into the “Hoadie” and have a beer for me, if it still exists. Erm, that’s what we called the Halton.

    *TLA used erroneously by Capt. Kirk referring to Spock’s weird behaviour in ST IV: The Search for a Good Hump. Come to think of it, the female in the above photo could qualify…

     
  17. no_one_yuno, 2. December 2009, 15:22

    I’m reminded of a Married with Children episode where Al says : “”THE PERFECT WOMAN HAS THREE BREASTS – ONE ON THE BACK FOR DANCING!”,

     
  18. junkman, 2. December 2009, 15:31

    rust speaking of spock reminds me of a song that might apply here…

    Do your (r)ears hang low?
    Do they wobble to and fro?
    Can you tie them in a knot?
    Can you tie them in a bow?
    Can you throw them o’er your shoulder
    Like a Continental Soldier?
    Do your (r)ears hang low?

     
  19. Janet Moore, 3. December 2009, 0:37

    I remember my brother once referring to a bra with a large cup as an “Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder.” Geez, does Playtex or Maidenform make a four cup bra????

     
  20. Sammy, 3. December 2009, 3:50

    Shoulder Backs :-|

     
  21. StevieC, 3. December 2009, 7:55

    Proud of Mah Humps, Mah Humps,
    Mah Lovely Lady Bumps

    This gal has more junk than her trunk can handle.

     
  22. Timm, 3. December 2009, 11:41

    http://triggur.org/lj/unsee.gif

     
  23. julesOdeNile, 4. December 2009, 3:17

    Bra makers are going crazy to be the first to release the TwinBra­­® with DuoSupport™ and LRGCUPP™ for your maximum comfort :(

     
  24. sexy jamie, 4. December 2009, 20:28

    If you pat her on the back she could slap you with a sexual harassment case!

     
  25. Sherri, 5. December 2009, 18:59

    I was trying to figure out how she turned her head around backwards :-?

     
  26. Spud, 10. December 2009, 18:07

    That is so wrong, it must be right. Geezez, she probably thinks she looks good. :cry:

     
  27. tzorrin, 11. December 2009, 15:33

    I think her bra was waaay tooo tight. where else could they go? 8-O