Comments on: Annual Thanksgiving Day List

By: Lung the Younger

Lung the Younger — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:13:59 +0000

I am thankful that…

…God created bacon.
…Miley Cyrus will someday be old and grey.
…Glen Beck does not live in Europe.
…thumbs oppose.
…women can’t read minds. (or so they tell me)
…I wasn’t born a turkey.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:36:17 +0000

I am thankful to Mandy’s and Meagan’s and Nicolette’s moms for bringing such gorgeous freaks into this world. They do a lot for cancelling out all the trolls walking around. Please call your respective mothers over the weekend and let them know we appreciate the effort.

By: freckleface

freckleface — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:05:42 +0000

I’m Canajun too and i’m thankful to celebrate Thanksgiving when it’s warmer…

thankful that i can make my co-workers laugh so hard they cry and my boss has no idea why…

thankful that my young son is turning out to be just as warped as me (and my late father before me)

thankful that i can speak french to english telemarketers and english to french telemarketers (et la meme chose pour les police!)

thankful i don’t look my age

and thankful i have a lot of wonderful friends on both sides of Canajun/Ahmerican border

By: rust

rust — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:50:11 +0000

Welll, alrighty then, seeing as I be a good citizen from Canadia, tout le monde celebrate dat Tanksgiving in deh mon’ Octubre because, calis Tabernac dat weather up here is congelating dose brass balls of dat Monkey.

/end quebecois mode.

And, I am thankful,

- that I can speak French! And English! And Spanish! and “deine Papieren, Bitte!”
- that Santa Claus lives in Canada — the north pole is in Canadian territory!
- that we Canajuns celebrate the 24th of August as “White House Burning Day!”*
- that my current loved one needs no breast augment surgery whatsoever.
- that the 2009 version of STAR TREK was a great movie, and that I saw the premiere in Canada! :geek:
- that Harper really is a Reptilian from another galaxy!
- that my Mom, bless her, is still alive and I got her into her own house again!
- that Ron Paul is a great American, and an inspiration for all of us, even us Canadians!
- that some insider in the CRU released 60MB of internal documents and emails about the Global Warming Hoax! Hey, it wasn’t russian hackers… it just wound up on russian servers.
- that people are buying Tar, Feathers and Rope for a special party for Al “the Whore” Gore!
- that Turkey really tastes good, if you do it right.

*actually, British troops did it for us, after American troops burned York (Toronto)

:geek:

By: junkman

junkman — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:21:22 +0000

im thankful i finally found out how i died this summer after that bee sting.

By: StevieC

StevieC — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:23:26 +0000

[quote comment="637763"]
i too, am thankful for mom giving me a nice bum!!! :thong: and i am thankful that davezilla is still up after 11 years! go dave!!!! :kiss:[/quote]

Be sure to tell her that I’m a fan of her work.

By: Mandy

Mandy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:19:49 +0000

[quote comment="637761"]I’m thankful that Sarah Palin is American. I just wish that Stephen Harper was.
I’m thankful for my family, my friends, and even most of my fb friends.
I’m thankful for Meagan’s boobs, Mandy’s ass, and Nicolette’s kinky side.
I’m thankful for the way my life is going. It’s got it’s ups and downs like everyone else’s, but I wouldn’t change a thing … except maybe to give my wife Meagan’s boobs, Mandy’s ass, and Nicolette’s kinky side.[/quote]
i too, am thankful for mom giving me a nice bum!!! :thong: and i am thankful that davezilla is still up after 11 years! go dave!!!! :kiss:

By: Meagan

Meagan — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:14:18 +0000

I’m thankful for my boobs too.

By: StevieC

StevieC — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:40:08 +0000

I’m thankful that Sarah Palin is American. I just wish that Stephen Harper was.
I’m thankful for my family, my friends, and even most of my fb friends.
I’m thankful for Meagan’s boobs, Mandy’s ass, and Nicolette’s kinky side.
I’m thankful for the way my life is going. It’s got it’s ups and downs like everyone else’s, but I wouldn’t change a thing … except maybe to give my wife Meagan’s boobs, Mandy’s ass, and Nicolette’s kinky side.

By: Meagan

Meagan — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:16:48 +0000

[quote comment="637758"]I am thankful my husband is as much of a sexual freak as I am. It’s nice not to be judged.

I am thankful I went from lowly employee to running the company in 6 months at my job.

I am thankful that even though my dog was horribly murdered by another pooch, I still had him for as long as I did. Irresponsible pet owners suck ass!

I’m thankful for our online community. Some of the finest, most twisted people I know! Happy Thanksgiving all.[/quote]

Aww, sorry about your dog!