Is it deer season already?

Posted by Davezilla 27 September, 200918 comments Latest: StevieC, Lung the Younger, junkman, Jim, Timm,

Is it deer season already?

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18 comments:

  1. Tweets that mention Is it deer season already? — Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments -- Topsy.com (Pingback), 27, September 2009, 16:36 |  
     

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  2. Mandy, 27, September 2009, 18:12 |  
    Mandy

    that is by far the weirdest craigslist posting i’ve ever read, dave. 8O

     
  3. DaPopster, 27, September 2009, 20:30 |  

    Yes it is deer season here also, the time of rhe year where we skim the stupider ones off the gene pool. I support the 2nd Amendment but why do hunters need assault weapons to hunt game? The deer shooting back? Be more fair if they did.

     
  4. Jim, 27, September 2009, 22:08 |  

    Why did he have to shoot it in the rear? Talk about an undignified death! :dead:

     
  5. java_fiend, 27, September 2009, 23:25 |  
    java_fiend

    Damn… they blew the ass right out of that thing.

     
  6. Lung the Younger, 28, September 2009, 3:19 |  

    It looks like the deer in question died from an amorous adventure with the guy from the previous post.

     
  7. La Guera Linda, 28, September 2009, 3:50 |  

    Looks more like serious case of RoadKill gone somehow wrong, Could see the end didn’t seem to justify the means eeeeeeeeeeewwwww :puke:

     
  8. mckuyver, 28, September 2009, 6:49 |  

    It wasn’t shot in the ass. The deer has been gutted, meaning the non-edible portions have been removed with a field knife which fortunately includes the rectum.

     
  9. Nicolette, 28, September 2009, 8:57 |  
    Nicolette

    OK, it looks like the sickos ass fucked the poor thing after smacking it with the car. :puke:

     
  10. fruf, 28, September 2009, 8:59 |  

    how is he going to mount the deer or has he already done so?

     
  11. Marley's Mama, 28, September 2009, 9:05 |  

    Ahhh – I see it still Gross Out Day! :puke:

     
  12. junkman, 28, September 2009, 10:14 |  
    junkman

    good lord….i hope the pavement doesn’t wear down its hoof too much on the drive home! that could be really painful…..

     
  13. chainstay, 28, September 2009, 11:50 |  

    This is how it happend: They were driving along with the trunk open and this deer was following too close. They had to slam on the breaks to avoid a squirrel and the deer rammed into the trunk with such force that its innards came out its head. They were bringing the body back to show the police,and their insurance agent; they decided to stop for some burgers and someone took the photo.

     
  14. StevieC, 28, September 2009, 12:07 |  
    StevieC

    Obviously, he’s driving a Ford Tore Ass

     
  15. Lung the Younger, 28, September 2009, 12:10 |  

    Can we assume that Thumper’s head is hanging from the rear-view mirror?

     
  16. junkman, 28, September 2009, 13:26 |  
    junkman

    i went to a restaurant on saturday and had a 5/7 course “tasting menu”. not only do i think i might have eaten this deer’s ass in a deep fried squash blossom but i think that’s what my ass might have looked like yesterday after the meal and multitude of “booze pairings” left the premises. :(

    p.s. ford tore ass…..har harr. always the car officianado stevie!

     
  17. Jim, 29, September 2009, 18:48 |  

    [quote comment="637262"]Obviously, he’s driving a Ford Tore Ass[/quote]
    Beautiful, man! ;-)

     
  18. Timm, 29, September 2009, 23:03 |  

    Guess what my car that got smashed was….

    A Ford Taurus

    Guess what kind of car smashed into it……

    A Ford Taurus

    …I guess you could call it CLASH OF THE TAURI