Comments on: Caption Time #294

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:12:33 +0000

[quote comment="637201"]Chairman of the John Holmes Fan Club, Herbert Shmoe, commemorates the anniversary of the great actor’s death with a simple, dignified and intimate ceremony at home.[/quote]
lol!!!!

By: Timm

Timm — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 08:15:46 +0000

Bulge boy has nothin’ on this guy:

http://home.nedlinux.nl/~bint/scripts/bas_penis.GIF

Warning [RRRNSFW] = really, really, really, not safe for work.

By: leahfu

leahfu — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:29:32 +0000

Didnt watch the video. I dont need to. I’ve seen it. Poor guy with the STAPH infection My 7 year old daughter had 3 with one about that big earlier this year. My worst parenting experience.

By: chainstay

chainstay — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:58:21 +0000

John holmes enters puberty.

Junkman that is truly brilliant.

By: Avalon

Avalon — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:31:30 +0000

So Dirk’s “friend” Biff suddenly says “Hey I’ve got a great way for you to meet some girls. Let’s take some pictures”

By: junkman

junkman — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:26:44 +0000

for all you cat lovers……

Le Chat Noir (French for “The Black Cat”) was a 19th-century cabaret
in the bohemian Montmartre district of Paris.
It was opened on 18 November 1881 at 84 Boulevard Rouchechouart
by the artist Rodolphe Salis, and closed in 1897.
(much to the disappointment of Picasso and others
who looked for it when they came to Paris for the Exposition in 1900).

- the only remaining poster was purchased by dirk weasler. weasler was known to wear his clothing or knees backwards and sport sebaceous cysts, syphilitic sores, racoons, chickens, codpieces and dirty socks down his shorts. his foreskin doubled as a turtleneck and created the illusion that his head was that of a ventriloquist dummy or an emaciated john holmes. he nightlighted as a strap-on, popped enormous zits and eventually drowned in fish sauce.

By: fruf

fruf — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:40:09 +0000

is that a turtleneck or his fores**n /

By: Avalon

Avalon — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:36:21 +0000

Well, the turtleneck and shorts ensemble just weren’t sexy enough so apparently we need a demonstration by dirk and his “dirty” sock

By: Drusky

Drusky — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:54:54 +0000

Freddie demonstrates how he becomes his own ventriloquist dummy… :wtf:

By: StevieC

StevieC — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:19:00 +0000

Kids, this is what happens when syphilitic sores go untreated.