Nothing to see here folks

19. August 2009, 21:59 UhrFreaks, overheard, wtfDavezilla
23 comments

In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I’m going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today.

My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she was leaving since it was well after 5:00. The janitor was curled up in a chair, moaning slowly like, “Ohhhhhhhhh, Ughhhhhhhhh…” as if in extreme pain. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder.
Me: “Miss, are you, OK?”
Janitor: “Dammit! Can’t you see I’m on the PHONE!”

I mean, what do you say to that?

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23 comments:

  1. StevieC, 19. August 2009, 22:26

    Mandy is your janitor?!?!?! :wang: ;-)

     
  2. GUPPY, 19. August 2009, 22:30

    I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) ;-)

     
  3. Davezilla, 19. August 2009, 22:33

    [quote comment="636246"]I don’t get it……. Is your fiancée The janitor? and does she make calls to YOU like that??? (if so, she’s a keeper) ;-) [/quote]
    Sorry, no. My fiancée is an art director. And she makes way better calls than that. :P

     
  4. Mandy, 19. August 2009, 22:35

    [quote comment="636245"]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-) [/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.

     
  5. Spud, 20. August 2009, 1:57

    I mean, what do you say to that?

    Your phone number is?

     
  6. Patrick, 20. August 2009, 9:04

    “Miss, it sounds more like the phone is in you! Redial, redial, redial, set that thing to vibrate and redial!”

     
  7. Don, 20. August 2009, 9:55

    We now know why it takes so long for her to do a piss poor job cleaning the office and the mop handle always smells like fish. her lovers number starts with 976

     
  8. fruf, 20. August 2009, 11:15

    You obviously interupted her on her secnd job…a sex therapist

     
  9. StevieC, 20. August 2009, 12:12

    [quote comment="636248"][quote comment="636245"]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-) [/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]

    {{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?

     
  10. junkman, 20. August 2009, 12:15

    [quote comment="636265"][quote comment="636248"][quote comment="636245"]Mandy is your janitor?!?!?!

    :wang:

    ;-) [/quote]
    no, my calls were like “ooh baby! spank me harder!!! look how big it is (lie)!!! you’re soooooo good (lie #2)!!!! i’ve never been fucked like this before (lie #3) etc.[/quote]

    {{quiver}} Ummmm …. yeah ….. cough …. Uhhh … what’s your number?[/quote]
    i need summa that good lyin’ too… :wang:

     
  11. Don, 20. August 2009, 13:13

    Does Bill know Monica is a janitor now?

     
  12. Mandy's Kidding, 20. August 2009, 16:29

    What’s funny to me is I know exactly which janitor you’re talking about. She picks up my trash while she’s on the phone. I marvel at her ability to do everything one-handed.

     
  13. chainstay, 22. August 2009, 13:37

    And the Fri. Q might be, what is the weirdest call you ever got, made, or overheard?

     
  14. larfus, 23. August 2009, 14:34

    Dave I thought I recognized your voice on the other end of the phone. I was thinking it was odd to call a 1-900 and talking to gorgeous grace and Dave babbling in the back ground.

     
  15. Bigwavdave, 25. August 2009, 8:24

    Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?

     
  16. junkman, 25. August 2009, 9:30

    [quote comment="636357"]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]
    nothing to see here folks…… :-|

     
  17. Timm, 25. August 2009, 10:26

    Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13

    http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2/

     
  18. Timm, 25. August 2009, 10:48

    She’s “on the PHONE” So, is that what they’re calling “that time of the month” these days?

     
  19. StevieC, 25. August 2009, 12:38

    [quote comment="636360"]Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13

    http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2//quote

    So Dave suffers from Ass Burgers Syndrome. It’s all starting to make sense to me now …..

     
  20. janeeto, 26. August 2009, 23:20

    [quote comment="636362"][quote comment="636360"]Maybe Dave is out sick because he went ahead and had an Anus burger from the McD’s in the post from aug.13

    http://www.davezilla.com/2009/08/13/thanks-no-2//quote

    So Dave suffers from Ass Burgers Syndrome. It’s all starting to make sense to me now …..[/quote]
    You are brilliant, StevieC.

     
  21. Collin, 27. August 2009, 7:48

    Ever seen http://www.notalwaysright.com? Strange and bizarre stories just like this!

     
  22. StevieC, 27. August 2009, 10:38

    [quote comment="636357"]Dave, Oh Dave, where for art thou Oh Dave?[/quote]

    You’ll notice that we haven’t heard from the janitor either ….

     
  23. junkman, 27. August 2009, 10:55

    we wonder where that dave has gone.
    we did love it so. we looked after it like a son.
    And it went wherever we did go.
    Is it in the cupboard?
    Yes! Yes! No!…
    Wouldn’t we like to know? It was a lovely little dave.
    And it went wherever we did go.
    It’s behind the sofa!
    Where can that dave be?
    It is a most elusive dave!
    And it went wherever we did go.
    Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
    A-dave, a-dave, a-dave, a-davey, ooooh.
    Ooooh, davey, davey, davey dave!
    That went wherever we did go.