I’m guessing no.

13. July 2009, 16:04 UhrFreaks, Funny PicturesDavezilla
34 comments

no

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34 comments:

  1. Coley7367, 13. July 2009, 17:31

    Don’t do it Lisa! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. :D

     
  2. Mandy, 13. July 2009, 19:47

    i find your lack of romance disturbing :geek:

     
  3. Patrick, 13. July 2009, 20:42

    And may the Schwartz be with you!

     
  4. AnnieB, 13. July 2009, 20:55

    Luke Skywalker version of The Importance of Being Earnest. :P

     
  5. StevieC, 13. July 2009, 21:08

    I guess she makes his light saber glow.

     
  6. Meagan, 13. July 2009, 21:48

    If his light saber is that long, then yes!

     
  7. Meagan, 13. July 2009, 21:50

    I’m guessing he won’t be seeing his Princess Lisa in a bubble wrap bikini. 8O

     
  8. DaPopster, 13. July 2009, 22:21

    :puke: Now we all know the consequences of a leaky condom – - – - :wtf:

     
  9. thatdamnredhead, 14. July 2009, 0:37

    I hope Lisa responded with Princess Leia buns in her hair, one side braided to look like an “N” & the other side a normal Princess Leia “O”.

     
  10. Timm, 14. July 2009, 1:30

    Lisa’s response was “For the last time NO and what part of restraining order do you not understand?!”

     
  11. Linda Gonzalez, 14. July 2009, 3:37

    It seems the gene pool is much more tainted than first believed, if that should marry and procriate ahhhhhh oooooooooooo seriuos genetic aftermath, prepare the word for offspring of that nature….. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww :puke: :limp:

     
  12. Sammy, 14. July 2009, 4:17

    Gah! Aren’t those 2 engaged already?
    After EngAGE comes MarriAGE! lol

     
  13. Lung the Younger, 14. July 2009, 5:43

    I can’t marry you Luke. I’m your father.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

     
  14. junkman, 14. July 2009, 8:05

    i don’t think he’s got a McPrayer. :geek:

     
  15. Bigwavdave, 14. July 2009, 8:23

    Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!

     
  16. AlexBallew, 14. July 2009, 8:47

    Lisa McBrayer is your father Luke!

     
  17. StevieC, 14. July 2009, 8:53

    Let’s just hope that there are no future generations.

     
  18. Lung the Younger, 14. July 2009, 9:06

    Till Death Star do us part.

     
  19. junkman, 14. July 2009, 10:42

    obewan passes his hand in front of lisa’s face and says “this is not the nerd you’re looking for”. :geek:

     
  20. Mandy's Kidding, 14. July 2009, 11:42

    The subliminal messaging of the erect light saber is genius.

     
  21. Meshie, 14. July 2009, 12:03

    May the Force be with her. I hope Lisa is saying…….. “NO FRACKEN WAY”!! :roll:

     
  22. Coley7367, 14. July 2009, 12:10

    [quote comment="634736"]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]

    I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” :P

     
  23. Bigwavdave, 14. July 2009, 15:29

    [quote comment="634753"][quote comment="634736"]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]

    I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” :P [/quote]
    Classic!

     
  24. AlexBallew, 14. July 2009, 15:31

    My apologies to Lung and other bloggers for the inadvertant plagiarism earlier. I just immediately jumped to the first thought that crossed my mind.

     
  25. Timm, 14. July 2009, 23:56

    “Great news Lisa, I found a minister that can perform the ceremony in Klingon.”

     
  26. chainstay, 15. July 2009, 11:08

    I bet he got the ring in a box of Cap’n Crunch.

     
  27. Flash Gordon, 15. July 2009, 17:47

    Clod-Stomper boots should not be worn to propose to your wench. :roll: :? :!: :-o

     
  28. Drusky, 15. July 2009, 19:39

    And on the honeymoon, he wants to use the Force to shoot his Photon Torpedo into her shielded thermal exhaust port at the far end of the trench just before he pulls out… :wang:

     
  29. StevieC, 16. July 2009, 14:42

    The Force is strong in this one
    He will not go away.

     
  30. Lung the Younger, 17. July 2009, 2:54

    4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?

     
  31. Don, 17. July 2009, 15:27

    Maybe he ran off and got married

     
  32. StevieC, 17. July 2009, 18:44

    [quote comment="634877"]4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?[/quote]

    Quick! Call a Starbucks!

     
  33. Nadine, 19. July 2009, 10:07

    On November 20, 2001, TheForce.net humor editor Chris Knight used the popular Star Wars fan site to propose to girlfriend Lisa McBrayer. In a post titled “I’m Chris Knight and I’m Here To Rescue You!” Knight used a biblical passage, followed by a poem and then a photograph of himself down on one knee: holding out a diamond ring in one hand and wielding a green lightsaber in the other. Chief editor Joshua Griffin soon afterward edited the post to share the good news that McBrayer had said yes.

     
  34. Nadine, 19. July 2009, 10:10

    http://theforce.net/latestnews/story/im_chris_knight_and_im_here_to_rescue_you_70045.asp