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Three fat fucks
Three fat fucks
See how they run
See how they run
Their bellies are bouncing here and there
Their man-boobs are flying through the air
Their back fat will give you a great big scare
Three fat fucks
Yea…we’re FAT and fuck you!! Now where is that gawd damn swimmin pool!!
Oh, we’re buff.
Buff-ay.
Buffet, the waistline slayer.
Big ole shorts.
Up the middle, Left, Right & Center!!
The three disgruntled Biggest Losers flipped-off the cameraman then proceeded to eat him.
These guys prove that the real insult should not be said as ‘Fuck you,’ but ‘Nobody fuck you.’ They are all hand signal because they can’t actually fuck anything with their actual equipment, lost and sweaty amongst the folds.
United Colors of Benettonne.
[quote comment="634286"]Three fat fucks
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Three fat fucks
See how they run
See how they run
Their bellies are bouncing here and there
Their man-boobs are flying through the air
Their back fat will give you a great big scare
Three fat fucks
omg!!!! lmao!!
“you call that a large? f-u!!”
I’m embarrassed to be a man.
Sometimes you gotta give ‘em the best ya got!
Kristi has to win – what can top her rhyme?
Porks Illustrated, Swimtrunks Edition
the redneck olympic swimming club…..capable of polluting a pool in 30 seconds
look out when these three fat f-cks get in the pool and it overflows
lake oweemuskogee just rose 3 inches when they got in and they left a ring around it
the swim suits courtesy of Omar the tent maker
their fingers are the only things that they can get up
Fat Farm? We don’t need no stinking fat farm.
Each one showing their IQ level
im sure with enough time i’ll get the other two but for now the one in the middle is definately the butt sex child of the stay puft marshmallow man and the michelin man.
On the way to the showers after winning the World Championship Team Crisco Gargling event, the proud boys strike a pose…
Don’t flush !!! You’ll plug up the drain and we’ll never be able to empty the gene pool.
Cripes, imagine the size of the plunger you’d need …….. :wtf: :puke:
I’m too sexy for my …
Ah fuck that’s right I can’t find one that fits.
#2 guy, “pay attention, I will now insert this into Mr. #3′s backside and Mr#1 will do the same to me. Then we will form a circle and dance and sing.”
I have truly discovered why a whale beaches itself…. for self defense of these fat asses rolling in on a title wave from the gene pool.. :dead: :puke:
the three amegos
If fat fuck #1 traded lower half with fat fuck #3, then at least their upper and lower bodies would be more proportionate like the clearly superior “physique” of fat fuck #2.
Fat fuck #3 has ass-hams of such gigantor size, particularly compared to his upper body, that I have an unbearable urge to push him over (with a truck or something) only to see if he would bounce back up.
that is the most sex related action they have had this year :limp:
They are showing their displeasure after getting kicked out of the buffet for mireading the sigh on the wall which reads, All you can eat not you eat it all.
On their way to a Fat Fucks Anonymous meeting. Alcoholics Anonymous kicked their
:wtf: :geek: :geek:
asses out. :puke:
[quote comment="634286"]Three fat fucks
Three fat fucks
See how they run
See how they run
Their bellies are bouncing here and there
Their man-boobs are flying through the air
Their back fat will give you a great big scare
Three fat fucks
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Given the angle of the camera, they look rather small . . . I think those are the newest line of garden gnomes for New Yorkers.
a special message for jenny craig
the only birds they managed to not eat