Comments on: Starbucks BINGO

By: Tina Marie

Tina Marie — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:12:52 +0000

No…you are wrong. That is no typo on the bottom middle square. Many Asian people are grossly misunderstood when they odor. Hell, most people are grossly misunderstood when they odor…and some are just gross when they odor.

Personally, I try to time my stepping up to the counter at Starbucks with my most powerful odoring possible, that way it can be appreciated by the cashier, the barrista, and all the people in line behind me. Then I ditch my drink and run before they beat me senseless for leaving behind the toxic gas. And THAT my friends is the way to properly odor at Starbucks.

By: Keith

Keith — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:24:22 +0000

Typo on the bottom middle square. “Odering” instead of “Ordering”.

Other than that, serious amounts of hilarity.

By: AlexBallew

AlexBallew — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:17:27 +0000

May daughter’s boyfriend is a barista. He achieved blackout.

By: Spud

Spud — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:26:02 +0000

Brilliant Dave, just brilliant!

By: StevieC

StevieC — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:40:54 +0000

[quote comment="634034"]WHAT? No HORTON’s Bingo??[/quote]

Geez, you’d have to take the WalMart bingo down a notch or three to do a Tims Bingo.

By: rust

rust — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 02:34:17 +0000

WHAT? No HORTON’s Bingo??

By: Bigwavdave

Bigwavdave — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 23:48:50 +0000

[quote comment="633995"]haha awesome[/quote]
Hey there raymi – how’s the minx business?

By: Nessa

Nessa — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:39:51 +0000

Here’s another one for Wal-Mart Bingo:

The fat lady you always see riding on the lil scooter, who clearly could and should be walking.
or how about that greeter who doesn’t smile or even pretend to be happy to see you coming…

I can think of a million more, but then it might look like I spend too much time there myself.

By: raymi

raymi — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:25:48 +0000

haha awesome

By: Patrick

Patrick — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:07:13 +0000

re: Link of the Day- totally weird. Why can’t we get great commercials like that in the ‘land of the free, home of the brave’? More like “land of the repressed, home of the chickenshit”. And no, I don’t need any B.S. feedback about my patriotism, I served- 3rd Armored Cavalry, 1973-75.