Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

27 comments:

1. Patrick, 2, July 2009, 14:42 |  
   Dibs on Firsties! Well, Jeez, Dave. If it’s as bad as all that I don’t think I want to go. Think there might be a similar bingo card for sightings at Walmart?

    
2. fruf, 2, July 2009, 15:08 |  
   that’s awesome…. Wallymart would be an exclusive for Rednecks something like Bass Pro
   Ive met most of these people and I don’t look forward to meeting them again
   the only one’s you missed are the middle eastern man with the furtive looks and the south asian in the burka

    
3. Bigwavdave, 2, July 2009, 15:09 |  
   

   David – Get a coffee maker or French Press, visit these guys: http://www.lioncoffee.com and enjoy a cup out on the patio…Cheers!

    
4. Queen Rosebud, 2, July 2009, 15:25 |  
   [quote comment="633912"]Dibs on Firsties! Well, Jeez, Dave. If it’s as bad as all that I don’t think I want to go. Think there might be a similar bingo card for sightings at Walmart?[/quote]

   Good Idea!!! I’ll work on it, so come visit me later.
   http://queen-rosebud.blogspot.com

    
5. AnnieB, 2, July 2009, 15:59 |  
   

   I think we know where Dave sits… at the top of N

    
6. Queen Rosebud, 2, July 2009, 16:00 |  
   [quote comment="633912"]Dibs on Firsties! Well, Jeez, Dave. If it’s as bad as all that I don’t think I want to go. Think there might be a similar bingo card for sightings at Walmart?[/quote]
   Here you go, Wal-Mart Bingo!
   http://queen-rosebud.blogspot.com/2009/07/wal-mart-bingo.html

    
7. Astryd, 2, July 2009, 16:30 |  
   

   Businesslike dressed Madam that knows you by first name…

    
8. StevieC, 2, July 2009, 17:29 |  
   

   [quote comment="633918"]Businesslike dressed Madam that knows you by first name… [/quote]

   

    
9. Meagan, 2, July 2009, 17:49 |  
   

   [quote comment="633917"][quote comment="633912"]Dibs on Firsties! Well, Jeez, Dave. If it’s as bad as all that I don’t think I want to go. Think there might be a similar bingo card for sightings at Walmart?[/quote]
   Here you go, Wal-Mart Bingo!
   http://queen-rosebud.blogspot.com/2009/07/wal-mart-bingo.html/quote

   I’ll have to use this when I’m bored at work. Of course, I can put myself at the bottom of the O.

    
10. Bigwavdave, 2, July 2009, 17:51 |  
    

    [quote comment="633916"]I think we know where Dave sits… at the top of N

    [/quote]
    321sdfhdxnhjm,kl;’zxcvnfcv fvvftgrfcrd-+`0c
    Yup! Peeking over the top of his newspaper – cell phone camera at the ready! ?

     
11. Bigwavdave, 2, July 2009, 17:53 |  
    

    I need a cocktail

     
12. StevieC, 2, July 2009, 21:56 |  
    

    [quote comment="633916"]I think we know where Dave sits… at the top of N

    [/quote]

    Either that or I4 snapping pics of O5

     
13. Astryd, 3, July 2009, 1:39 |  
    

    Since O5 is taken can I be I2?

     
14. StevieC, 3, July 2009, 6:08 |  
    

    [quote comment="633956"]Since O5 is taken can I be I2? [/quote]

    You can be B3 and I’ll change my name to Frapuccinos

     
15. Lung the Younger, 3, July 2009, 6:47 |  
    Shouldn’t you have included Han Solo shooting Greedo in some corner table, Dave?

     
16. DaPopster, 3, July 2009, 9:38 |  
    [quote comment="633956"]Since O5 is taken can I be I2? [/quote]
    “Dressed” like that, you can be anything you want . . . .

     
17. Bigwavdave, 3, July 2009, 10:37 |  
    

    [quote comment="633956"]Since O5 is taken can I be I2? [/quote]
    BAD GIRL! – And I love that about you…Don’t ever change!

     
18. Patrick, 3, July 2009, 11:07 |  
    re: Link of the Day- totally weird. Why can’t we get great commercials like that in the ‘land of the free, home of the brave’? More like “land of the repressed, home of the chickenshit”. And no, I don’t need any B.S. feedback about my patriotism, I served- 3rd Armored Cavalry, 1973-75.

     
19. raymi, 3, July 2009, 13:25 |  
    haha awesome

     
20. Nessa, 3, July 2009, 15:39 |  
    Here’s another one for Wal-Mart Bingo:

    The fat lady you always see riding on the lil scooter, who clearly could and should be walking.
    or how about that greeter who doesn’t smile or even pretend to be happy to see you coming…

    I can think of a million more, but then it might look like I spend too much time there myself.

     
21. Bigwavdave, 3, July 2009, 19:48 |  
    

    [quote comment="633995"]haha awesome[/quote]
    Hey there raymi – how’s the minx business?

     
22. rust, 3, July 2009, 22:34 |  
    WHAT? No HORTON’s Bingo??

     
23. StevieC, 3, July 2009, 22:40 |  
    

    [quote comment="634034"]WHAT? No HORTON’s Bingo??[/quote]

    Geez, you’d have to take the WalMart bingo down a notch or three to do a Tims Bingo.

     
24. Spud, 5, July 2009, 8:26 |  
    Brilliant Dave, just brilliant!

     
25. AlexBallew, 5, July 2009, 9:17 |  
    May daughter’s boyfriend is a barista. He achieved blackout.

     
26. Keith, 7, July 2009, 13:24 |  
    Typo on the bottom middle square. “Odering” instead of “Ordering”.

    Other than that, serious amounts of hilarity.

     
27. Tina Marie, 17, July 2009, 0:12 |  
    No…you are wrong. That is no typo on the bottom middle square. Many Asian people are grossly misunderstood when they odor. Hell, most people are grossly misunderstood when they odor…and some are just gross when they odor.

    Personally, I try to time my stepping up to the counter at Starbucks with my most powerful odoring possible, that way it can be appreciated by the cashier, the barrista, and all the people in line behind me. Then I ditch my drink and run before they beat me senseless for leaving behind the toxic gas. And THAT my friends is the way to properly odor at Starbucks.