Drive a bench. Look cool.

26. June 2009, 7:07 UhrFunny SignsDavezilla
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You'd look cool driving me

If I knew in high school that all I had to do to look cool was drive a bench…

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22 comments:

  1. AnnieB, 26. June 2009, 7:55

    Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench. :P

     
  2. DaPopster, 26. June 2009, 8:26

    [quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    - – - – ridden hard and put away wet ???

     
  3. fruf, 26. June 2009, 8:34

    Annie B you wartm the cockles of me heart

     
  4. fruf, 26. June 2009, 8:34

    thats’ warm

     
  5. Bigwavdave, 26. June 2009, 8:39

    [quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-)

     
  6. rust, 26. June 2009, 9:10

    Just let me drive… gear shift knob or not

     
  7. AnnieB, 26. June 2009, 9:41

    [quote comment="633615"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    - – - – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… ;-)

    [quote comment="633618"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-) [/quote]

    Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant. :P :kiss: :love:

    I do love warm cockles fruf :wang:

     
  8. Bigwavdave, 26. June 2009, 9:54

    [quote comment="633621"][quote comment="633615"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    - – - – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Oh yeah… you get the picture DaPopster… ;-)

    [quote comment="633618"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    Hey Sweetie – Did you mean to say “I’ve been ridden on many a bench.”? ;-) [/quote]

    Yes, Mr. Nitpicker. No one else had a problem figuring out what I meant.

    :P

    :kiss:

    :love:

    I do love warm cockles fruf

    :wang:[/quote]
    AnnieB – I can’t help myself, my mother was a teacher

     
  9. Meagan, 26. June 2009, 10:33

    My other car is a Mercedes Bench. :P

     
  10. chainstay, 26. June 2009, 10:34

    [quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.

     
  11. Davezilla, 26. June 2009, 11:57

    [quote comment="633624"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?

     
  12. StevieC, 26. June 2009, 12:20

    [quote comment="633628"][quote comment="633624"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]

    Nevermind the benchmark, be careful of splinters!

     
  13. AnnieB, 26. June 2009, 13:10

    [quote comment="633628"][quote comment="633624"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]

    Picky or not, I am sure you could ride a bench solo; if you found the right sort of bench.[/quote]
    How do you benchmark that in testing?[/quote]

    I’ve got a test and configuration to evaluate the performance of your hardware, which would of course involve my software, if you think you’re up to it… :P

     
  14. AnnieB, 26. June 2009, 13:19

    StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch :P

     
  15. PPPrick, 26. June 2009, 14:32

    Hey you guys get a room…..with a bench and well Dammit I’m not getting any work done!

     
  16. fruf, 26. June 2009, 14:41

    latest in bench technologies…stirrups and mirrors

     
  17. Bigwavdave, 26. June 2009, 15:11

    [quote comment="633632"]StevieC – Mmmm, yes… ouch ouch ouch Ohhh, baby that feels so… ouch ouch ouch :P [/quote]
    Oh thanks – I just spewed on my keyboard (You figure it out!)

     
  18. DaPopster, 26. June 2009, 16:25

    [quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    P.S. I’ll bring some sandpaper, “just in case” and some warm towels for afterwards. :P

     
  19. Flash Gordon, 26. June 2009, 18:17

    Hey, AnnieB, was anyone in the park when you were doing all this bench riding? :-o :wang: :kiss: :wtf:

     
  20. J, 27. June 2009, 2:21

    I’d look cool skating you in all your glory

     
  21. J, 27. June 2009, 2:22

    The bench

     
  22. Astryd, 2. July 2009, 2:20

    [quote comment="633615"][quote comment="633613"]Man, you were slow on the uptake. I’ve ridden on many a bench.

    :P [/quote]
    - – - – ridden hard and put away wet ???[/quote]

    Ooh. I think I read a book by that title. It was lesbian erotica. :wang: :P :D :P