Comments on: New takes on old phrases

By: Timm

Timm — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:35:36 +0000

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can pass off onto someone else.

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get someone else to do.

By: rem1967

rem1967 — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 01:22:15 +0000

It is better to have stalked a blonde than never to have stalked at all.

By: Craigaroonie

Craigaroonie — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:15:36 +0000

never mind the quality, feel the child labour
don’t talk with your mouth fool
leave no tone unsterned
every cloud has a silver nitrate component
find a penny, pick it up and all that day you’ll have one percent of a buck
the dog is mandy’s best friend
- i made that last one up

By: chainstay

chainstay — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:17:03 +0000

Waste a lot, get subsidized a lot.

By: Spud

Spud — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:46:48 +0000

“I believe in milko’s, you sexy thang…”

By: Doug B

Doug B — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:24:23 +0000

Sorry. Does the pope shit in the woods?

By: Doug B

Doug B — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:22:47 +0000

Doe’s the pope shit in the woods?

By: StevieC

StevieC — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:21:14 +0000

I actually heard this one being used in a meeting today:

“Get two birds stoned at once”

I asked the guy afterwards if he was a Davezilla fan and all I got back was a blank stare.

By: junkman

junkman — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:56:04 +0000

[quote comment="633383"]Don’t pet the sweaty things[/quote]
nice!

By: J

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:39:50 +0000

Don’t pet the sweaty things