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12. April 2009, 10:37 UhrFreaks, wtfDavezilla
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chickenman

Image via StevieC

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18 comments:

  1. Meagan, 12. April 2009, 11:00

    Ugh, that’s the last time I mix Cadbury Creme Eggs and Kahlua. Bad trip. :wtf: :puke:

    Happy Easter!

     
  2. Nicolette, 12. April 2009, 11:03

    Are those Easter Eggs in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? :wtf:

     
  3. Drusky, 12. April 2009, 14:52

    “I’m a little teapot. This is my handle and this is my spout. And if you wait a couple of hours, I’ll have some fresh ‘suntea’ in these bottles after coming out from that bar…”

     
  4. Patrick, 12. April 2009, 15:36

    I can’t even imagine what was going through his head when he got up that morning. This is what he chose for the dress of the day? No shoes, with that outfit? Disgraceful!

     
  5. fruf, 12. April 2009, 18:11

    looks like he got mixed up between a chicken and a turkey
    leftover from the gay pride parade
    super hung gay ballerina with a bladder infection

     
  6. freckleface, 12. April 2009, 20:30

    Have to give him points for matching the top to the bottom and actually recycling….
    Or, am I just being too generous after the Easter turkey and booze? Damn those tryptophans… :D

     
  7. caity-j, 12. April 2009, 22:40

    fuking serious????? he looks like a fuking turkey thing!!! lmao :dead: :-? :-|

     
  8. StevieC, 13. April 2009, 7:54

    This pic should have been taken from behind.
    Why?
    So we can see why the chickenman crossed the road.

     
  9. junkman, 13. April 2009, 8:42

    dad? :gay:

     
  10. DaPopster, 13. April 2009, 8:58

    OMG, better call Grams, looks like Gramps got loose again ……….. and bring the net.

     
  11. Nik, 13. April 2009, 9:41

    Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:

     
  12. Patrick, 13. April 2009, 15:19

    [quote comment="630570"]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]
    Holy Crap, you’re right and why are you looking that close?

     
  13. Failboat 9000, 13. April 2009, 17:14

    [quote comment="630570"]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]

    That’s not a belly button – why that’s his bullet hole from a war wound he got back in ‘Nam – went one on one with an armed Thi?u Tá using just a c-ration lid and the underwear offa his bare ass! :)
    See, it’s right there, under the third nipple he got from his last SEAL mission out in the Ukraine after Chernobyl…. :P
    Or at least I think it’s a nipple…. 8O :oops:

    As a friend of mine was fond of mike-testing with:
    Testes...testes.... 1....2.....3?!?!?!?
    (Ok – the peanut gallery is going back into her hole now) :roll:

     
  14. nina, 13. April 2009, 18:02

    This is what happens when you mix granddads alzhiemers meds with x and lsd. He not only can’t remember where he is but thinks that its still that week he thought punk was an awesome lifestyle.

     
  15. Flash Gordon, 13. April 2009, 20:27

    Dang, AnnieB, how many precious uncles do you have? :kiss: :love: ;-)

     
  16. cbatdux, 13. April 2009, 23:21

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…..

    C’mon, sing it with me…..

     
  17. thatdamnredhead, 16. April 2009, 1:16

    Wasn’t that the one that followed you home from the last Tweetup, Dave? :wtf:

     
  18. Timm, 16. April 2009, 10:19

    See those people standing way far away from him?…. I don’t blame them.