Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

28 comments:

1. jack, 29. March 2009, 9:49
   

   Aw thats not so baaaaaaad

    
2. Doug, 29. March 2009, 10:13
   

   EWE!

    
3. Mandy Fish, 29. March 2009, 10:58
   

   “I’ve got a wooly for ewe.”

    
4. AlexBallew, 29. March 2009, 11:06
   

   [quote comment="629541"]“I’ve got a wooly for ewe.”[/quote]
   I was thinking your wooly was sheared.

   Poor neglected sheep!

    
5. cbatdux, 29. March 2009, 12:37
   

   Sheep – the other white bitch.

    
6. Mandy, 29. March 2009, 12:46
   

   welcome to scotland

    
7. StevieC, 29. March 2009, 12:49
   

   So much for some sheep thrills and baaaawdy sex.

    
8. DaPopster, 29. March 2009, 12:57
   

   Cripes, no wonder the gene pool is so fucked up !! :wtf:

    
9. rust, 29. March 2009, 14:00
   

   CAT SHIT ONE looks great.
   The URUCLUB™ makes me want to take up Goff.

   And that little sign up there… makes me wanna have some lamb chops.

    
10. Bigwavdave, 29. March 2009, 16:18
    

    Must be Bakersfield – Where the men are men and the sheep are scared

     
11. Drusky, 29. March 2009, 16:50
    

    Where’s this world coming to when you can’t even help someone over a fence?

     
12. Meagan, 29. March 2009, 21:29
    

    “But I was just humping, er, herding it across the road!” :wtf:

     
13. Margaret, 29. March 2009, 23:43
    

    Please tell me where this sign is posted so I can warn my cousin Melvin. I don’t want any late night collect calls from the local detention center.

    Also, the British talk show host Graham Norton gave one of his guests a UroClub on last night’s show.

     
14. Lung the Younger, 30. March 2009, 3:20
    

    You are entering New Zealand Teenage Abstinence Country.

     
15. Lung the Younger, 30. March 2009, 5:43
    

    [quote comment="629546"]welcome to scotland[/quote]

    Just like the Stones’ song:

    “Hey McCloud get off of my Ewe.”

     
16. Spud, 30. March 2009, 7:32
    

    Bloody Kiwi’s, they have to have signs now…

    New Zealand – Where the men are men and sheep are scared

     
17. fruf, 30. March 2009, 9:01
    

    Why do greek sheperds wear robes? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away
    You could say the same thing about a kilt
    no having sex with your 49 girl friends unfair it so baaaaaad

     
18. junkman, 30. March 2009, 9:55
    

    i would have given my 2 cents worth earlier but i was feeling sheepish!

     
19. StevieC, 30. March 2009, 10:16
    

    [quote comment="629620"]i would have given my 2 cents worth earlier but i was feeling sheepish![/quote]

    Junkman, that’s not like ewe.

     
20. junkman, 30. March 2009, 10:24
    

    [quote comment="629621"][quote comment="629620"]i would have given my 2 cents worth earlier but i was feeling sheepish![/quote]

    Junkman, that’s not like ewe.[/quote]
    you always have to ram it home eh?

     
21. AnnieB, 30. March 2009, 13:26
    

    Be glad StevieC didn’t fleece you jm!

     
22. StevieC, 30. March 2009, 13:56
    

    [quote comment="629626"]Be glad StevieC didn’t fleece you jm!

    [/quote]

    Flocking right!

     
23. nina, 30. March 2009, 20:28
    

    So many sheep so little time…too bad the farmers have to cross state lines for a little action because luring sheep into the backseat isn’t as easy as a human.

     
24. HalleyPgh, 30. March 2009, 22:10
    

    We the sheeple of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union …

     
25. Christi ;), 30. March 2009, 22:58
    

    re: Link of the Day:
    I work at an IP law firm so we see a lot of crazy patent ideas come in (and coincidentally, golf is the number one patent-producing sport), but I think the UroClub has got to take the cake. Seriously, who would really use that thing?

     
26. djb200, 31. March 2009, 6:43
    

    Now you need to find a picture of some guy with a dog and a jar of peanut butter. OMG! I would LOVE to find a picture like that. I have a running joke with my husband’s cousin and that very same thing. I call it PUPPY LOVE. I think it’s freakin’ funny. He doesn’t.

     
27. Patrick, 31. March 2009, 17:31
    

    Montana- Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous! What, you’ve never heard of a ‘Montana Blonde’ before?

     
28. Sanjay jha, 5. May 2009, 14:34
    

    I love to bang sheeple

    -Sanjay Jha