Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

22 comments:

1. AnnieB, 24. March 2009, 8:02
   

   Well, there doesn’t appear to be any grass to mow, so it should be a fairly easy task…

    
2. cbatdux, 24. March 2009, 8:32
   

   Douche?

    
3. fruf, 24. March 2009, 8:56
   

   sorry Ms Skank but you will have to be removed before the area is clean

    
4. StevieC, 24. March 2009, 9:14
   

   Ummmm …. yeah. I really don’t think that there’s going to be a problem with that.

    
5. Patrick, 24. March 2009, 9:25
   

   Mom? OMG Mom, close your skank hole! Or is it stank hole? Either way, put your damned legs together.

    
6. DaPopster, 24. March 2009, 9:30
   

   OMG, Grandma ? ………..

    
7. Bigwavdave, 24. March 2009, 9:55
   

   Obviously a Zilla-babe way ahead of her time.

    
8. Mike, 24. March 2009, 11:19
   

   I prmise to work relentlessly to help keep that area clean. Across the continent and beond.( WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS)

    
9. junkman, 24. March 2009, 11:19
   

   hey……i remember this……lysol douche!

   -bettie crocker’s cakes were rising
   -while her cooch was sanitizing
   -take a lesson from this sister
   -lysol douche and please your mister!

   -sure grammas cunt was fresh and happy
   -grandad never nixed her lappy
   -these days couples aren’t as lucky
   -so lysol douche for fucky sucky!

   from vadge horror stories……altered a bit…for timbre

   June thought Ward
   Was gonna leave her
   So she scrubbed
   And cleaned the Beaver

   If you want
   To please your guy
   Give him “special”
   Lemon pie

   Palmolive’s fine
   For Sues and Madges
   But we don’t need
   No stinkin vadges!
   LYSOL DOUCHE!

    
10. Davezilla, 24. March 2009, 12:36
    

    [quote comment="629129"]hey……i remember this……lysol douche![/quote]
    I posted one of the ads for Lysol Douche some time ago.

     
11. StevieC, 24. March 2009, 12:55
    

    It’s the Captain’s Mess – let him clean it up.

     
12. Lung the Younger, 24. March 2009, 13:01
    

    I thing I saw this movie…’Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ …isn’t it?

     
13. Mandy, 24. March 2009, 14:09
    

    [quote comment="629132"]I thing I saw this movie…’Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ …isn’t it?[/quote]
    winner!!!!

     
14. Patrick, 24. March 2009, 16:30
    

    [quote comment="629133"][quote comment="629132"]I thing I saw this movie…’Shaving Ryan’s Privates’ …isn’t it?[/quote]
    winner!!!![/quote]
    And who’s gonna argue with Mandy? Not me, I’m hypnotized. Or at least I think I am. I feel something gettin’ hard.

     
15. Meagan, 24. March 2009, 16:31
    

    Then why does it smell like fish? :wtf:

     
16. nina, 24. March 2009, 18:42
    

    Grandma how many times have I told you that no one wants to see that.

     
17. Peaches, 24. March 2009, 19:09
    

    Junkman….how old are you???? No one remembers Madge…..except me….(*sigh*)

     
18. freckleface, 24. March 2009, 19:48
    

    [quote post="3326"]I posted one of the ads for Lysol Douche some time ago.[/quote]

    In Canada, we used to call that “Janitor in a Drum.”

     
19. rust, 24. March 2009, 22:42
    

    [quote comment="629146"]Junkman….how old are you???? No one remembers Madge…..except me….(*sigh*)[/quote]

    That’s ’cause she SOAKING in it… urk.

     
20. La Guera Linda, 25. March 2009, 2:39
    

    I remember “Janitor in a Drum” and ” Madge “… YIKES !!! :knickers:

     
21. La Guera Linda, 25. March 2009, 2:41
    

    Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa now I’m almost 52 (May 28) don’t know how it gives my age at 25 for sure there would be no way to remember either of those.

     
22. Timm, 25. March 2009, 10:35
    

    Sure, I’ll help keep the area clean. Now just let me get my hose out.