Caption Time #273

16. February 2009, 13:28 UhrCaption Time, FreaksDavezilla
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Caption Time #273

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32 comments:

  1. Margaret, 16. February 2009, 13:42

    The first eco-friendly dental floss.

     
  2. Mike, 16. February 2009, 14:07

    Mrs Osborne teaches young Ozzy the importance of a great gimmick

     
  3. Chris S., 16. February 2009, 14:36

    One look at those curtains would make anyone puke up just about anything…

     
  4. jack, 16. February 2009, 14:58

    When you can’t find your toothbrush…

     
  5. russ, 16. February 2009, 15:01

    Ozzy’s mother.

     
  6. Meagan, 16. February 2009, 15:20

    Here baby bird, I hope you like regurgitated spaghetti… 8O

     
  7. Creelock, 16. February 2009, 15:53

    So is that where Ozzy learned that .. From his mom??? :(

     
  8. Bigwavdave, 16. February 2009, 16:16

    I’ve always tried to subscribe to the advice Don’t eat blue food.

     
  9. Patrick, 16. February 2009, 16:22

    I’ve eaten turkey. I’ve eaten chicken. I’ve eaten quail, dove and rock hen. And I’ve eaten more than my share of pussy. But I ain’t never eat no parakeet. Whaat? Okay, there was that one time but I was young, drunk and needed the money.

     
  10. nina, 16. February 2009, 16:34

    yum fresh canary tastes like squab without the hassle of cooking

     
  11. Zymurgyst, 16. February 2009, 16:37

    I don’t think she fully grasps the concept of “giving head”.

     
  12. AlexBallew, 16. February 2009, 18:01

    If the canary dies, there is insufficient air inside.

     
  13. rabbit, 16. February 2009, 18:27

    I’m so ugly this is the only way I will ever get a pecker in my mouth.

     
  14. Flash Gordon, 16. February 2009, 18:34

    PETA says, Be kind to our feathered friends. :roll: :!: :oops:

     
  15. Spud, 16. February 2009, 20:00

    Bus Boyz – The Next Level

     
  16. StevieC, 16. February 2009, 20:29

    Years later, Ethel’s future husband would come to appreciate how she learned the difference between suck and blow.

     
  17. Drusky, 16. February 2009, 20:58

    Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…

     
  18. Craigaroonie, 16. February 2009, 21:36

    Budgie smugglin’ – yr doin’ it rong.

     
  19. janeeto, 16. February 2009, 23:20

    [quote comment="627444"]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner!

     
  20. Lung the Younger, 17. February 2009, 2:54

    Budgerigargle?

     
  21. fruf, 17. February 2009, 8:36

    with those drapes and the sofa no wonder the budgie iis trying to commit birdicide

     
  22. AnnieB, 17. February 2009, 14:03

    Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P

     
  23. Bigwavdave, 17. February 2009, 17:07

    [quote comment="627492"]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive.

    :P [/quote]
    Well put my dear. And since we are speaking of attractive openings…OOPS! I lost my train of thought while trying to gaze upon your avatar and type at the same time… Well, I know you know where I was headed(!) with that…(Big WET Kiss here!!!)

     
  24. Bigwavdave, 17. February 2009, 17:10

    Did I mention “BIG & WET?”

     
  25. Mandy, 17. February 2009, 23:44

    [quote comment="627492"]Which goes to show you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Flies, birds… you just never know what might find that opening attractive. :P [/quote]
    mm hmm. heard that sistah.

     
  26. chainstay, 18. February 2009, 1:08

    But what does she have up her dress?

     
  27. StevieC, 18. February 2009, 10:06

    [quote comment="627517"]But what does she have up her dress?[/quote]

    A cockatoo

     
  28. junkman, 18. February 2009, 11:23

    i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O

     
  29. StevieC, 18. February 2009, 11:38

    [quote comment="627545"]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I always thought that a hand on the bush was worth two on the bird.

     
  30. AnnieB, 18. February 2009, 12:07

    [quote comment="627545"]i’m having trouble….is a bird in the mouth worth two in the bush? 8O[/quote]

    I’m having trouble… deciding. :P

     
  31. DaPopster, 18. February 2009, 14:35

    [quote comment="627456"][quote comment="627444"]Not the first time she’s had a pecker in her mouth…[/quote]
    Winner![/quote]
    By the bored expression on her face, looks like it’s just one of many ……

     
  32. keefer, 20. February 2009, 22:03

    Sorry, but it had to be done…

    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider, that wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.