Comments on: Things I Learned from Movies, Ninjas

By: ReV.JellYBaby

ReV.JellYBaby — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:00:37 +0000

Hey all!

If you injure a ninja?

Have you “ninjured” them?

Thats all I have to say on this matter………

P.s If you kick a samurai in the balls and theres no-one around to hear…………Does he make a sound?

Luv Ya!

ReV

By: Master Solace

Master Solace — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:41:17 +0000

If one of the ninjas is over 300 pounds, it’s either a comedy or he’s gonna die first…

By: Flash Gordon

Flash Gordon — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:15:53 +0000

Tampon pan flutes are nothing. My cousin Mergatroy and I made a calliope
out of tampons. It caused much comment at the Tennessee State Fair. :wtf: :knickers:

By: Meagan

Meagan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 21:46:33 +0000

Turtles can be ninjas too, but will be named after Renaissance artists.

By: Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:25:25 +0000

re: Pan flute- Granny, izzatyu? :wtf:

By: AlexBallew

AlexBallew — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 13:07:16 +0000

Ninjas are never caught in middle of sex.

By: ospirin

ospirin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 12:05:04 +0000

Ninjas are only badass in ninja movies.
Ninjas are the asian variation of henchmen in a Spy movie.
Ninja are a Kung-Fu master’s arch enemy, Kung-fu master’s parents always get kill by a ninja.
Ninjas and space alien can not co-exist in a film.
Ninja can dodge bullets, but can’t avoid a punch.

I want to see a ninja in……
there is a need for ninja in every chick flick
there is a need for ninja in a mob drama
there is a need for ninja in a zombie apocalypse movie

By: tony

tony — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 11:54:31 +0000

Not only do the orphaned teenagers become better than the masters who trained them. They learn everything in a few months. Where it took the master a life time to learn. (Is this why we only see white guys breaking into occupied homes on those home burglar alarm tv ads?)

By: Spud

Spud — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:20:05 +0000

All ninja’s are death machines.

Ninja’s can dodge bullets.

Ninja’s can leap up and backwards 4 floors in the blink of an eye.

All ninja’s carry 43,000 throwing stars as standard kit.

Ninja’s can travel upwards of 30mph underwater and stay under for at least 15 minutes and possess super human strength and speed whilst underwater.

There are good ninja’s and bad ninja’s, usually cleverly defined by wearing black or white.