Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

10 comments:

1. Mandy, 26. December 2008, 10:14
   

   dave!!!!! who gave you my family photos!!!

    
2. Patrick, 26. December 2008, 10:36
   

   Somebody spiked the eggnog!
   Papa Elf said, “Baby Elf’s ass is toooo small. Mama Elf’s ass it tooo big. But Mandy Elf’s ass is just right! :wang:
   And damn the bastard that invented pantyhose.

    
3. Meagan, 26. December 2008, 12:36
   

   But thankfully it’s the beginning of a new rear, I mean year.

    
4. Rufnkdnme, 26. December 2008, 13:59
   

   In this photo from the annual North Pole after-Christmas Party, we see Santa’s neices moments before “posing” for the always-funny photo-copied ass picture. Unfortunately, “Grumpy Elf” on the right, squeeked one out mid-session, and broke the copier glass.

    
5. Bigwavdave, 26. December 2008, 14:44
   

   Dave – Thanks for the Christmas cheer.

   Re: The video – Why didn’t someone put that little thing out of it’s misery, and then take care of the bird? :puke:

    
6. fruf, 26. December 2008, 15:44
   

   Holy elf santa makes you want to spread joy… the middle elf

    
7. StevieC, 26. December 2008, 19:46
   

   The three horny elves of Christmas cheer:

   We felt Mary

   We jumped for Joy

   And we all had Faith

   Merry Stedgemas to everyone in Zillaland! :wang:

    
8. Drusky, 26. December 2008, 20:55
   

   What every Zilladude wants to see in a Christmas stocking. Time to open! :wang:

    
9. Dragonhose, 27. December 2008, 8:06
   

   As always, Santa rewards his elves for a job well done. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, some little guys you’ll blow! Wrong fairy tale, oh well, get out the step stools and line up you guy’s.

    
10. Master Solace, 28. December 2008, 4:56
    

    News Bulletin… Santa on naughty list after Mrs. Claus found out that Ho Ho Ho wasn’t his laugh but his gift request at the annual North Pole Christmas Party……

    “Ho Ho Ho and I want them by tomorrow”

    I’d like that delivered to my door……stockings okay…easily removed…