Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

19 comments:

1. Nicolette, 13. December 2008, 14:59
   

   He looks like he has his sun glasses on upside down and is eating a pudding cup! Hoo boy… that’s what I call sexy! :puke:

    
2. Flash Gordon, 13. December 2008, 18:28
   

   Woody Harrelson preparing to hit on a zillagirl.
   “You could see him arrive
   Every mornin’ at the mine
   He stood seven foot five
   And weighed three-eighty-nine
   Sorta broad at the shoulders
   And narrow at the hip,
   And ever’body knowed
   You didn’t give no shit to
   Big John. Big Bad John.

   :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

    
3. Brooklyn R., 13. December 2008, 18:38
   

   Leanin’ back, all cool. I wish my douchebaggary skills were up to par so I could stand next to him and make a douchewich! —

    
4. Spud, 13. December 2008, 19:08
   

   Ah the joys of long distance rail travel!

    
5. Meagan, 13. December 2008, 22:55
   

   “Hey baby, I see you sleeping there. Want some of my yogurt?” :wang:

    
6. rust, 14. December 2008, 2:37
   

   That’s not rail travel. IT’S A BUS! Real classy like!

    
7. DaPopster, 14. December 2008, 8:59
   

   If this guy is trolling for poon, all he’s gonna come home with is Mary Palm, “cause the 5 sisters, as with all other fenales, will get turned off by his “cool hipness” ………………. :puke:

    
8. StevieC, 14. December 2008, 10:53
   

   Now that’s sexy with a capital :puke:

    
9. chainstay, 14. December 2008, 13:05
   

   Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children!

    
10. AnnieB, 14. December 2008, 16:15
    

    This guy obviously has natural sleep inducing capabilities… just think of the money you’d save on Ambien.

     
11. AnnieB, 14. December 2008, 18:32
    

    I’m in moderation AGAIN!

    You know Dave, you should use moderation when using moderation…

    All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back. All I want for Christmas is my icon back.

    I don’t like this one. Really.

     
12. cornbot, 14. December 2008, 20:45
    

    [quote comment="559240"]Now, now, now. I think him and the NOT a Zilla Girl would make a splendid couple. Oh the humanity! Think of the children![/quote]
    God forbid either one be allowed to reproduce. I don’t dare think of the children, my mind cannot grasp such a concept

     
13. Grim, 15. December 2008, 2:03
    

    the dunkof needs to choke on his yogurt and go sit with his wife who is cheating on him with the UPS guy cause he’s always :limp: when the time is right makes me wana :puke: i feel so bad for his wife

     
14. junkman, 15. December 2008, 9:49
    

    is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:

     
15. Bec, 15. December 2008, 10:21
    

    I hope they hit a sharp left and the douchebag gets a face full of a 50 lb. bag sliding off the carry on shelf…oh, and then his to-go pudding cup gets all over his pants and he truly looks like the bag he is! lol
    

     
16. AnnieB, 15. December 2008, 10:41
    

    [quote comment="561402"]is that the outline of a vagina in his pants? :geek:[/quote]

    Ewww junkman, you made me look… sometimes close scrutiny can be a bad thing.

     
17. StevieC, 15. December 2008, 11:04
    

    Betya $20 that he’s a science student (see Link of the Day)

     
18. Lung the Younger, 16. December 2008, 12:25
    

    The difference between the douchebag and what he’s eating?
    You might find a a tiny bit of culture in the yogurt.

     
19. Rufnkdnme, 18. December 2008, 9:14
    

    Michael Anthony Hall from 16 Candles grows up.