Caption Time #260

4. December 2008, 21:19 UhrCaption Time, Funny SignsDavezilla
41 comments

Apologies for the lack of posts; I have been away on work-related travel with a shaky connection to the Inter Webs.

Caption Time #260

Caption Time #260

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41 comments:

  1. Mandy, 4. December 2008, 21:32

    k after bleaching my eyes from the caption pic, i ventured into that hoodie thong. my brain needs an enema now. :puke:

     
  2. Patrick, 4. December 2008, 22:40

    I am at a loss for words, and that is saying something. Brain enema- good idea. Bleaching my eyes- also good idea. Gouging my eyes out with a dull wooden stick-probably not enough to remove that disturbing image from my brain! He looks like some demented action figure.

     
  3. Mandy, 4. December 2008, 22:47

    also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:

     
  4. swang, 4. December 2008, 23:46

    :limp: :limp: :limp: :wang: :thong: :thong: :boob: :knickers: :knickers: :wang: :limp: :limp: :wang: :boxers:

     
  5. Meagan, 4. December 2008, 23:51

    O. M. G. That is SO not the picture I wanted to see before I go to bed. :wtf: :puke:

     
  6. Sherri, 5. December 2008, 0:10

    All I can say is WTF?!?! 8O

     
  7. Bear, 5. December 2008, 0:24

    [quote comment="539042"]All I can say is WTF?!?!

    8O[/quote]
    Ditto WTF x 2. I have to shut down my computer now. I am sure to have nightmares.
    Very very disturbing…

     
  8. rust, 5. December 2008, 1:14

    Ok, everyone, say hello to the World’s Next Superhero! FATMAN!

    Yes, it’s FATMAN, who can incapacitate the evil-doers of Calorie City with his mighty FOLDING FLESH! Watch FATMAN rush ruddy-faced into the fray, foiling the nefarious CELERY STALKER with his pendulous pecs! FATMAN uses his ham-handed sausage fingers to pound the HAMBURGLAR (no connection to Ronald McDonald) into extra-lean tartar. No diet can stop him! No meal plan can satisfy him! Just keep the candy-bars out of reach of …

    FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FAAAAH! FATMAN!

     
  9. Nina, 5. December 2008, 2:00

    the fat ugly off-spring of Arnold the Govinator and the three breasted chick concieved during filming of Total Recall

     
  10. Spud, 5. December 2008, 5:16

    I have a sneaking suspicion that is female, not male…

     
  11. StevieC, 5. December 2008, 6:44

    Time Machine Man had the unique ability to make different parts of his body move at different speeds. “If only I could get a tighter fitting suit” he thought ….

     
  12. StevieC, 5. December 2008, 6:48

    RE: Hoodie Thong – she’s white and posing with trash. Nuff said.

    RE: Vista – best way to install it is with the word “NOT” in the sentence. I recently upgraded my Vista laptop to XP and couldn’t be happier.

    RE: Dave’s apology – very kind of you sir, but we’ve been left to our own devices in the past and are usually fine … that is, until the batteries run down.

     
  13. Nicolette, 5. December 2008, 6:59

    Um………EEEWWW!!!!!!!!

    I bet that guy loses snack cakes, the TV remote, and small pets daily in his fat folds! :puke:

    He looks like he’s about to jump on someone. Glad it’s not me! :dead:

     
  14. StevieC, 5. December 2008, 7:50

    Power Tits! Engaged!

     
  15. fruf, 5. December 2008, 9:23

    look out he may flap himself to death

     
  16. AnnieB, 5. December 2008, 10:08

    Enraged after being called Whale Fatso, Blubber Boy charges his nefarious heckler with murder in his beady eyes and revenge on his mind.

    Or is he just headed for the buffet?

    You be the judge…

     
  17. kheas, 5. December 2008, 10:14

    is this guy trying out for the role of the Blob in the new X-Men: Wolverine movie? They should cast him!!!

     
  18. Patrick, 5. December 2008, 10:17

    [quote comment="539036"]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    Mandy, that’s just proof positive that bigger doesn’t mean better. And besides, you have a great ass! That ‘whatever it is’ just has a great big ass. Big difference, huge difference, umm how do I get out of this reference? Okay I got it- Mandy you have a LOVELY ASS! Thanks for sharing.

     
  19. junkman, 5. December 2008, 10:20

    isn’t this the moment where we need indy to pull out his revolver and drop him on the spot?

    p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:

     
  20. Avalon, 5. December 2008, 11:04

    He\she hulk caught on camera mid morph

     
  21. Bigwavdave, 5. December 2008, 11:38

    Wait – - – can fat have muscles?

    Maybe he’s in a wind tunnel?

    Are we sure that’s not some alien head in his torso with eyes that look like man-tits?

     
  22. sexy jamie, 5. December 2008, 12:49

    Just give it a slap and enjoy the ride. Would any one venture to lick his nipples? They are the size of dinner plates!

     
  23. junkman, 5. December 2008, 12:51

    …….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:

     
  24. pookazilla, 5. December 2008, 14:13

    [quote comment="539036"]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:

     
  25. Don, 5. December 2008, 14:17

    Ur all wrong, he’s the oakland Raiders quarterback

     
  26. Mandy, 5. December 2008, 14:50

    [quote comment="539159"]p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:[/quote]
    sure, why don’t i curtsey with no panties on while i’m at it? :mrgreen:
    [quote comment="539312"]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]
    winner!
    [quote comment="539351"][quote comment="539036"]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:[/quote]
    happy to help!!! :kiss: :kiss:

     
  27. Phoenix1313, 5. December 2008, 15:06

    Damn, Dave! I haven’t even had my coffee yet. Talk sbout coyote ugly, I don’t think I could drink enough to end up in bed with that in the first place.

     
  28. AnnieB, 5. December 2008, 16:14

    [quote comment="539312"]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]

    … and he lives on in our hearts! :P

    100% agree with Mandy, well done junkman!

     
  29. Rufnkdnme, 5. December 2008, 16:32

    Must…get…Twinkie

     
  30. junkman, 5. December 2008, 19:21

    [quote comment="539528"][quote comment="539312"]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]

    … and he lives on in our hearts!

    :P

    100% agree with Mandy, well done junkman![/quote]
    i feel like i’m in the middle of a love sandwich. i guess i’ll have to eat my way out! :wang: :wang:

     
  31. junkman, 5. December 2008, 19:24

    oops. couldn’t get the second wang going. how is that not like real life!

     
  32. Drusky, 5. December 2008, 22:28

    Victim of a evil curse, King Kong Bundy suffers his nightly transformation into Rosie O’Donnell… :wtf:

     
  33. Timm, 6. December 2008, 7:00

    The “Kid With Hair-dryer” photo looks extra cute now.

     
  34. Da Popster, 6. December 2008, 10:31

    [quote comment="539051"]I have a sneaking suspicion that is female, not male…[/quote]
    Now THAT is a truly disturbing thought …………. :puke:

     
  35. cornbot, 6. December 2008, 12:06

    So glad the photo does not have scratch-and-sniff capability.

     
  36. lee, 6. December 2008, 12:11

    good lord. that can;t be real. it … it … it just can’t

     
  37. pookazilla, 6. December 2008, 13:34

    [quote comment="539393"][quote comment="539159"]p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:[/quote]
    sure, why don’t i curtsey with no panties on while i’m at it?

    :mrgreen:
    [quote comment="539312"]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]
    winner!
    [quote comment="539351"][quote comment="539036"]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:[/quote]
    happy to help!!! :kiss: :kiss:[/quote]
    Do we have stereo Mandys here?? What a thought!! :wang: :wang:

     
  38. AnnieB, 7. December 2008, 16:32

    Drusky, I can’t read your avatar. Does it say…

    Don’t make me…

    kick your ass and then stick this bat up it?

    tell you about my days playing for the Yankees?

    Aw jeez, that’s all I can think of. :limp:

    Where’s Astryd when we need her, for Pete’s sake. :wang:

    @ junkman… are you out yet? :P

     
  39. Davezilla, 7. December 2008, 20:12

    Testing out the new comments preview button. :geek:
    Everyone please try it and let me know if you have any problems. Preview appears below the button.

     
  40. StevieC, 7. December 2008, 23:17

    Hmmm …. comments preevu. That meens no more typos or splelling mistakes. We can even check to see that our :wang: is standing at attention before we send it out for the world to see.

    I give this feature two perky nipples (in keeping with the theme of this post) :boob: :boob:

     
  41. Mandy, 9. December 2008, 8:37

    [quote comment="543935"]Testing out the new comments preview button. :geek:
    Everyone please try it and let me know if you have any problems. Preview appears below the button.[/quote]
    it’s very cool, dave. now we will never make missteaks.