Caption Time #259
Caption Time #259
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Mork and Mindy’s first and only child. Receiving a transmission from Mork’s parents.
Whatever you do…Don’t push that button!
[quote comment="535736"]Whatever you do…Don’t push that button![/quote]
That was my thought as well.
Look at the big brain on Brad!!!!!!!
“TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER”…or I push this button and the overloaded plug behind me will incinerate your earth…
Before there were blow dryers.
[quote comment="535755"][quote comment="535736"]Whatever you do…Don’t push that button![/quote]
That was my thought as well. 8)[/quote]
Push the button and it switches from blow to suck.
today I take control of my hair…. tomorrow – THE WORLD!
My ex-sister had one of those… it was so cool to play with. It had those little grommetted air outlets that, if you could cover them with your fingers, the bonnet would expand to lift you right off your chair.
[quote comment="536060"]My ex-sister had one of those… it was so cool to play with. It had those little grommetted air outlets that, if you could cover them with your fingers, the bonnet would expand to lift you right off your chair.[/quote]
am going to be stuck at “ex-sister” for a while, now…. :wtf:
“What are we going to do tonight, Brain”
“The same thing we do every night, take over the world!”
Richard Simmons – August, 1958
Puny humans, we will control your minds with our larger brainss! I push this button and you will all be mine…… mwahahahahaaaaa!
You see, this is why all baby pumps should be made child proof and infant inflation should always be adult-supervised.
One of the extras in the upcoming film adaptation of ‘The Wasp Factory’ takes time out in his trailer.
A Jiffy-Pop experiment gone terribly wrong…
Is that a baby jamaican ganja hat ? Are there dreads under there ? Hey Mon
‘Scuse me while I light this spliff…
Y’know, reality isn’t all it’s cracked-up to be. You want a taste of reality – go look in your teenager’s bedroom…
[quote comment="535756"]Look at the big brain on Brad!!!!!!![/quote]
At a very early age, Brad figured out how to alter the machine so it sucked instead of blowing. Brad spent the rest of his life in blissful solitude!
Damn kid stole my idea for world domination!
Call me stupid, but isn’t that hose supposed to be attached to that thing on his (other) head?
Where did you get that photo of me, Dave?
geez. how many cords does it take to unfester a kids snood? :troll:
[quote comment="536885"]Call me stupid, but isn’t that hose supposed to be attached to that thing on his (other) head?
8O[/quote]
You are SO BAD…And I love that about you!
Carrot-Top??
This is what happens when you get the hair dryer and the unpatented youthinizer mixed up
Toad begins his daily milking routine at the castle of Princess Peach.
Dolly Parton’s breast pump falls into the wrong hands… :boob: :boob:
What kinda scares me is the New York City subway map sitting in front of him/her/it.
That cap looks a bit like an overfull, ready to explode, diaper. I guess that would officially make that kid a shithead.
[quote comment="537898"]That cap looks a bit like an overfull, ready to explode, diaper. I guess that would officially make that kid a shithead.[/quote]
Maybe he’s gonna heat it up and have it for lunch… you know, recycle.
With this economy, times are tough so it could eventually become a case of eat shit or die.
:wtf: I couldn’t decide whether to go with gross or political, so I just did both.
@ Bwd :kiss:
“Doctor why is his head not shaped as a cone like mine?” “I do not compute his odly shaped head to be of our speicies, he must have been switched at birth” :troll:
so that’s how they made the talosian’s in star trek
oops plural not possessive
Experiments showed that small children would keep pressing the Spongebob Squarepants button until their heads exploded.
[quote comment="537898"]That cap looks a bit like an overfull, ready to explode, diaper. I guess that would officially make that kid a shithead.[/quote]
winner! :kiss:
SPIVEY, NOOOOOOOOOO!