Failed Horror Movie Ideas
- Pantsuits of the Damned
- Dawn of the Bagel
- The Hills Have Starbucks
- The Cabinet of Dr. Phil
- Invasion of the Body Shapers
- Whatever Happened to Milli Vanilli?
- Don’t Go Inside My Trousers
- I Know What You Did at band camp
- Friday the 14th
- What movies would you like to see?
With assistance from Mark Simon
Tags: Dr. Phil, Milli Vanilli, movies, Starbucks.
. When I went to my in-laws…
Don’t Answer Your EMAIL!
Paris for President.
Wat, Wat in the butt….Wat, Wat in my butt…..
Attack of the 50 foot incontinence.
The Androgenous strain.
Diet till ypou drop
Sorry, Diet till you drop sorta like the previous one
The “Ultimate” Failed Horror Show… A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Childern of the Damned neighbors
Crapzilla
The body tappers
King Kong and Godzilla make a porno.
April 15th, 1 minute ’til midnight.
I Survived Black Friday at Wal-Mart.
The Day the Earth Took Pills.
The Drunken Mall Santa, Revenge of the Drunken Mall Santa, I Married a Drunken Mall Santa. Son of the Drunken Mall Santa, etc… need I say more.
“I Know Who You Fired Last Week!” or “Under the Axe. Who’ll Be Next?”
[quote comment="533139"]April 15th, 1 minute ’til midnight.[/quote]
’tis the tax season to give.
[quote comment="533156"][quote comment="533139"]April 15th, 1 minute ’til midnight.[/quote]
’tis the tax season to give.[/quote]
never mind.
[quote comment="533058"]The “Ultimate” Failed Horror Show… A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue.[/quote]
It’s already out (2000) as is the sequel (2004). Both were soundly panned by critics.
The Exercist starring Richard Simmons.
[quote comment="533058"]The “Ultimate” Failed Horror Show… A Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue.[/quote] God Bless her. Annie’s just as sharp as she is pretty.
[quote comment="533138"]King Kong and Godzilla make a porno.[/quote] I think I’d kinda like to see this one. Eddie Murphy, as Ralph Kramden, doing the voiceover for King Kong- “Hey Nortonzilla! I know that you know that you want to fuck me in the ass”.
Dawn of the GM stock holders!!!!
Davezilla’s Baby
Night of the Stockbrokers!
The Sorting House on the Hill.
Wall St Massacre – A Thanksgiving Story
[quote comment="533388"]The Exercist starring Richard Simmons.[/quote]
Just the thought scares the HELL out of me.
Night Of The Living Bra – starring Rosie O’Donnell
The Ring Tone
The Hills Have iPods
The TexMex Coleslaw Massacre
Children of the Quorn
The Soccer Mummy
Freddy and Jason Versus Alien and Rocky.
Itchy the Killer. (A Simpson’s Halloween Special)
Since no one else is willing to go there…
Barakula
A Canadian Werewolf in London, Eh?
Attack of the Killer Eggplants
The Shindig
The Booger Man
Saw 7: Complex Miter Joints.
IRS Gone Wild
The Pit and the Peach
Davezilla Invades Tokyo (actually not that bad but somehow suffered poor box office numbers)
Night of the Living Embroiderers
Don’t Go in the Walk-in Closet
The Exorcism of Emeril Green