Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

27. November 2008, 13:58 UhrWordsDavezilla
21 comments Latest: junkman, StevieC, rust, Nina, Meagan,
  1. Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast
  2. Screaming at the gravy
  3. Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes
  4. Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus
  5. What would you avoid?

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  1. Annual Thanksgiving Day List

21 comments:

  1. StevieC, 27. November 2008, 14:34

    Turducken (insert missing barf icon here)

     
  2. junkman, 27. November 2008, 14:55

    merkins :!:

     
  3. t1nyturtle, 27. November 2008, 15:22

    Uncle Pervert.

     
  4. john in co, 27. November 2008, 16:55

    Grandpa’s ‘Pull my Finger…okay…now pull my penis game.’

     
  5. Flash Gordon, 27. November 2008, 17:15

    Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. :!: :?: :evil:

     
  6. Matt, 27. November 2008, 19:53

    Oompa Loompas

     
  7. changinlatitudes, 27. November 2008, 20:03

    Long-Haired, Leaping Yard Gnomes

     
  8. Lee Bond, 28. November 2008, 0:17

    [quote comment="526788"]Turducken (insert missing barf icon here)[/quote]

    hows about TURBACONDUCKEN?

    or my folks. or my relatives.

     
  9. Spud, 28. November 2008, 4:39

    Avoid Thanksgiving altogether, thankfully I can. :roll: :P

     
  10. Lung the Younger, 28. November 2008, 4:45

    I’d like to dedicate this bountiful thanksgiving meal to cousin Bobby who’s serving in Iraq. I know Bobby would give his right arm to be with us here today, but with Obama in the Whitehouse he might not have to.

     
  11. junkman, 28. November 2008, 9:45

    cornbot!

    -sorry i can’t stop saying it. i think it’s my favourite word of 2008! 8)

     
  12. cornbot, 28. November 2008, 10:06

    So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P

     
  13. The Manticore, 28. November 2008, 10:58

    :puke:

     
  14. StevieC, 28. November 2008, 11:14

    [quote comment="528698"]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P [/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive :wang:

     
  15. chainstay, 28. November 2008, 12:21

    [quote comment="528814"][quote comment="528698"]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P [/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang: [/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.

     
  16. AnnieB, 28. November 2008, 14:23

    [quote comment="526926"]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. :!: :?: :evil: [/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients… :twisted:

     
  17. junkman, 28. November 2008, 15:02

    [quote comment="529015"][quote comment="526926"]Roast armadillo with semen-infused stuffing. Recipe may be obtained from Okra W.s
    tv program. AnnieB, you probably do not need a recipe. :!: :?: :evil: [/quote]

    No, I don’t need a recipe Flash, but I could use some help with the ingredients…

    :twisted: [/quote]
    cumming right over…..

     
  18. StevieC, 28. November 2008, 16:17

    [quote comment="528934"][quote comment="528814"][quote comment="528698"]So it should be avoided on Thanksgiving?

    I never thought of my handle as an expletive but darned if it doesn’t work. :P [/quote]

    I was thinking more of a sex toy than an expletive

    :wang: [/quote]
    Steve, I believe you were thinking of cornholebot.[/quote]

    Nope chainstay, I was actually thinking of the dildos used in the classic porn version of Cinderella. I remember seeing parts of that movie at the drive-in way waaayyyy back when.

     
  19. rust, 28. November 2008, 19:35

    you gotta stay away from Uncle Matt’s hash brownies. You know, you can’t eat just one!

     
  20. Nina, 28. November 2008, 20:47

    getting your turkey for chernobyl

     
  21. Meagan, 29. November 2008, 11:52

    Getting your ear talked off by your elderly aunt who has soooooo many stories to tell about her days as a nun. :|