Caption Time #253

Posted by Davezilla 5 October, 2008 Latest: Flash Gordon, Mikeme, Rufnkdnme, Mandy Fish, kathryn newman,

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40 comments:

  1. kheas, 5, October 2008, 17:25 | Quote 

    What do you mean there’s no such thing as Accordian Hero?!?!?!

     
  2. Mandy, 5, October 2008, 17:43 | Quote 
    Mandy

    i’ll be here every night folks. try the veal.

     
  3. Bec, 5, October 2008, 17:57 | Quote 

    Uh, I think wtf sums it up. I think he is having a bad trip :wtf:

     
  4. Lake Effect, 5, October 2008, 18:01 | Quote 
    Lake Effect

    OOWWW! :!: OMG! :!: HELLLLP MEEEEE! :!: OWWWW! :!: NOOOO! :!: CALL 911! :!:

    MY NIPPLES ARE CAUGHT! :!: :!: :!:

    :oops: :-o :puke: :wtf: 8O

     
  5. evilmister (lee), 5, October 2008, 18:41 | Quote 

    jeebus haitch crepes.

    that is the devil, right there.

     
  6. Patrick, 5, October 2008, 18:55 | Quote 

    Holy Cripes! Whatta you mean you plugged my accordion into the 220 A/C outlet? Accordions ain’t electrified!

     
  7. Bigwavdave, 5, October 2008, 19:23 | Quote 
    Bigwavdave

    Weird Al on acid :wtf:

     
  8. Mark, 5, October 2008, 19:41 | Quote 

    What do you mean the Cubs lost again !!!!

     
  9. russ, 5, October 2008, 19:42 | Quote 

    Lawrence Welk experiencing a mid-life crisis.

    LE-that look would indicate soemthing a little lower than nipples caught

     
  10. Meagan, 5, October 2008, 20:53 | Quote 
    Meagan

    Heavy metal meets polka.

     
  11. StevieC, 5, October 2008, 21:22 | Quote 
    StevieC

    Strip Polka

    or

    Daddy’s got a squeezebox,
    Mama never sleeps at night.

     
  12. Spud, 5, October 2008, 21:37 | Quote 

    When good accordions go bad, dad.

    The Devil went down to Georgia. (but all he found there was an accordion player)

     
  13. julesOdeNile, 6, October 2008, 2:10 | Quote 

    OK, when i’m done laughing my ass off I’ll think of something to write. in the mean time. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! WTF. this hit me first thing this morning when i turned on the comp. just made my monday! ;-) :D :lol: :wtf:

     
  14. julesOdeNile, 6, October 2008, 2:24 | Quote 

    :!: :!: :!: WTF :!: WOULD YOU KNOCK THE %$%$%@$% DOOR FIRST :!: :!: :evil: IT’S MY SPECIAL ACCORDION TIME MA! :? :!:

     
  15. Lung the Younger, 6, October 2008, 4:13 | Quote 

    Unbeknownst to most people, Sarah Palin actually has a sixth child, her firstborn ‘Slapshot’ who has to be kept on a chain in the attic.

     
  16. Elle, 6, October 2008, 7:37 | Quote 

    I’m naked, I have an accordion, and I’m not afraid to use it.

     
  17. junkman, 6, October 2008, 7:51 | Quote 
    junkman

    mom?

     
  18. StevieC, 6, October 2008, 7:53 | Quote 
    StevieC

    This kid’s dad …
    http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/09/captiontime-228/

     
  19. fruf, 6, October 2008, 8:59 | Quote 

    lends new meaning to squeeze box

     
  20. AnnieB, 6, October 2008, 9:05 | Quote 
    AnnieB

    Modern day organ grinder?

     
  21. Spud, 6, October 2008, 9:14 | Quote 

    Well, if he has his ‘organ’ jammed into that ’squeeze’ box, no wonder he has that look on his face! Nice pick up AnnieB! :kiss:

     
  22. Nicolette, 6, October 2008, 9:53 | Quote 
    Nicolette

    :evil: Evil has come….. apparently to play the accordian nekkid! :puke:

    “THE LOOOOOOOVE BOAAAAAAT, SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOOOTHER RUN…….”

    :wtf: Dude needs the shirt on this site… http://www.torsopants.com/bandgeekhero

    He can buy the Accordian Hero shirt!

     
  23. junkman, 6, October 2008, 9:53 | Quote 
    junkman

    And I quote:

    Modern day organ grinder?

    and you do not want to touch his monkey :!:

     
  24. julesOdeNile, 6, October 2008, 10:20 | Quote 

    Obadiah Zebadiah gone wild :!: :D

     
  25. Da Popster, 6, October 2008, 11:04 | Quote 

    Wading in the shallow end of the gene pool again ? ……… 8O

     
  26. Drusky, 6, October 2008, 12:27 | Quote 
    Drusky

    Talking Heads lead singer David Byrnes plays his new song ‘Psyco Squeezer’… 8O

     
  27. Buster, 6, October 2008, 14:42 | Quote 

    I can never listen to “Lady of Spain” again without getting sick to my stomach.

     
  28. chainstay, 6, October 2008, 16:53 | Quote 

    “Lady of Spain I, OW OW SHIT, adore yo, SONOFABITCH OUCH, u. Oh how, OH CRAP OW! my heart, OH SHIT I THINK I PINCHED SOMTIN’ OFF!!.

     
  29. Yankeerose32, 6, October 2008, 16:58 | Quote 

    Hey! He looks like that creepy thing from the movie “Goonies”! The one that was chained up and the fat kid made friends with.

     
  30. pablo, 6, October 2008, 17:35 | Quote 

    In honor of Halloween the ghost of Lawrence Welk possessed Johnny Knoxville which just made him want to polka you in the jackass. 8O

     
  31. Chris S, 6, October 2008, 17:45 | Quote 

    ……….

    ……….

    ……nope. I got nuttin…

    :-|

     
  32. Flash Gordon, 6, October 2008, 18:33 | Quote 

    And I quote:

    Modern day organ grinder?

    Now, AnnieB, You know you already have a superior organ grinder! :wang: :boob: :boob: :wang: :kiss:

     
  33. Mikeme, 6, October 2008, 19:09 | Quote 

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

     
  34. Lake Effect, 6, October 2008, 21:34 | Quote 
    Lake Effect

    And I quote:

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH :puke: wrong.
    You’re welcome.

     
  35. junkman, 7, October 2008, 11:49 | Quote 
    junkman

    young Ástor Piazzolla plays the “crack whore tango”. :twisted:

     
  36. Rufnkdnme, 7, October 2008, 12:39 | Quote 

    The hottest video game in Warsaw this year? Yep…Accordian Hero.

     
  37. Rufnkdnme, 7, October 2008, 12:42 | Quote 
    Rufnkdnme

    And I quote:

    And I quote:

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.

     
  38. Mandy Fish, 7, October 2008, 12:51 | Quote 

    And I quote:

    And I quote:

    And I quote:

    High school reunion in Cleveland! :dead:

    Oops. I think you had a little misspelling accident…
    You spelled PITTSBURGH

    :puke:

    wrong.
    You’re welcome.

    It’s like Battle of the Rustbelt in here!

    Well put. Illiterate fucking Pittsburg fans.

    :)

     
  39. Mandy Fish, 7, October 2008, 12:52 | Quote 

    Darn. I used the quote thingamajigger wrong.

     
  40. kathryn newman, 8, October 2008, 8:44 | Quote 

    And I quote:

    This kid’s dad …
    http://www.davezilla.com/2008/04/09/captiontime-228/

    hahahahahahahah on the nosey! ;-)

     

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