Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Some influential bloggers have been wafting back and forth as to whether or not McCain said “horseshit” live during the debates. I am offering up some possibilities. Listen to the audio yourself and decide then leave your translation in the comments, puh-leeeze.

1. Horschack
2. Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego
3. Horse Radish
4. Whore’s tit
5. Hoary Marmot
6. Attention Whore
7. Morse Code
8. A horse is a horse, of course, of course
9. Palin’s Lipstick
10. What do you think McCain is actually saying?

Me: “May I have a cup of corn chowder with that?”
Waitress: “We don’t have the chowder today. We have Chili and Gumbolaya.”
Me: “Gumbo-laya? Did you mean Gumbo or Jambalaya?”
Waitress: “Yes, Gumbolaya.” [Lizz stares across the table at me, wide-eyed]
Me: “OK, I’ll try some, if only to see what it is.”
[Waitress brings a cup of what is clearly just gumbo.]
Waitress: “How’s that Gumbolaya tasting?”
Me: “A lot like gumbo.”