Because I know Yubiwaza!

Posted by Davezilla 31 August, 2008 Latest: bluebonneville, sexyjamie, Drusky, Lung the Younger, Spud,

16 comments:

  1. Cobe, 31, August 2008, 10:04 |  

    I could paralyze her with one finger too. She might like it.

    Grasshopper

     
  2. Meagan, 31, August 2008, 10:09 |  
    Meagan

    Oh yeah? Well, I know Chuck Norris. Beat that! :P

     
  3. junkman, 31, August 2008, 11:03 |  

    just what we need….more fucking non-facts legitimized by pretty japanese wives.

     
  4. junkman, 31, August 2008, 11:07 |  

    btw isn’t that betty page? are we sure yubiwaza is the master? meagan?

     
  5. patrick, 31, August 2008, 11:41 |  

    I can paralyze a pretty 98 lb. Japanese wife with just one finger. I am a Batur Master. Call me Master Batur.
    I can also cause a Zillagirl to thrash about wildly with only my tongue using my ancient language skills. I am fluent in the lingus cunni.

     
  6. StevieC, 31, August 2008, 11:45 |  
    StevieC

    Yubiwaza must be Japanese for Zillagirl

     
  7. Mandy Fish, 31, August 2008, 13:22 |  

    Yeah, that’s what Dave’s doctor said.

     
  8. pablo, 31, August 2008, 14:19 |  

    yubiwaza - verb - the ancient art of pulling your finger out of your ass and sticking it in someone’s eye.

    Do you think Yoshie knew what NJ was a master of before she married him?

     
  9. puma, 31, August 2008, 15:13 |  

    I can’t seem to remember what that was.

     
  10. Flash Gordon, 31, August 2008, 16:22 |  

    Big deal! Sarah Palin can paralyze 14 yubiwaza masters with one arm tied behind
    her back while kicking Ann Coulter’s ass at the same time, a feat heretofore
    accomplished only by AnnieB, Zillagirl extraordinaire. :kiss: :P :knickers: :wang:

     
  11. StevieC, 31, August 2008, 18:21 |  
    StevieC

    I think I ordered the yubiwaza once as an appetizer.

    What can I say? I like finger foods.

     
  12. bluebonneville, 31, August 2008, 19:12 |  

    Looks like Fleming got fingered, is that like Freddy Got Fingered ? What newspaper or magazine did that ad come from and what year ? 8O

     
  13. sexyjamie, 31, August 2008, 19:30 |  

    I do beleive I want her to be my next lesbian encounter, cause if she can do that with her finger I want to know what she can do with her tounge!! But only if while I am pleasuring her she screams ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!

     
  14. Drusky, 1, September 2008, 2:18 |  

    And I quote:

    Yeah, that’s what Dave’s doctor said.

    I knew there was a connection here, but I couldn’t put my ‘finger’ on it…

    Sounds like a really bad martial arts movie: “Rubber Covered Fingers of Fury”… :dead:

     
  15. Lung the Younger, 1, September 2008, 4:20 |  

    For clying out roud! How many fingers you need to fire a can of mace!?

     
  16. Spud, 1, September 2008, 7:30 |  

    Sounds like something you have with soy sauce.