Caption Time #248
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these aren’t the
you’re looking for.
Just admiring the rings around ur-anus…
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One months, Dave, to Honor those, such as Drusky, who get you to spill hot coffee all over your pants and discredit you further in front of your boss. do you have an avatar for crowning him King for a month?
is she of the half breeds? coz, i’ll stedge her if she’s down for it…
the half of her i need is well bred 
Super looper trooper needs some suntan lotion.
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Maybe not, but they’ll do for now.
I am weak, I’d do her. Do for her. Um. What was the question?
“Luke, he was your faaaather. I am your mooooother. Let’s hoop!”
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I guess not, since it doesn’t look she has any! Must be why she has to hoop it up….makes up for the lack of
!!!!!
“Lord Vader, There seems to be an issue with the Transporter Rings.”
What are the tats all about?
Wow, that takes some kinda hip action to keep three of ‘em up!
when we speak about “camel toe” isn’t it usually assumed that we are comparing the crevice between two bulbous sand mule toes to a pant hungry snatch rut? this trooper seems to have only one camel toe on the left side. is it possible to dress labia to the left or right? also what is the singular form of labia? why should we always have to assume there are two?
It is designed again that there are much ones that step the foot cushion and support body strength,The height, angle are adjustable, Oblique to lie and lie supine both legs of the wife of the appearance have foot shelves to support,It is easy, The man is not apt to breathe heavily while standing, Except can is it is it make ‘ come out boldly bowing ‘ to bend over hard to prevent from,Can keep in touch deeply, Make women easy to reach and satisfied.
i can’t tell you how many times i’ve had to bend over hard to prevent from keeping in touch deeply…….is it is it?
One of the more popular girls on the Meet A Geek dating site.
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my, junkman. you sure gave that tiny picture some scrutiny!!! how is it that you are able to detect such subtle details on a tiny jpg of a black bikini????
(and btw, the singular of labia is labium. i know. pretty smart for a blonde stripper, aren’t it?)
This is how storm troopers manage to fit into their armour.
just had my eyes checked yesterday and they are perfect 20/20’s for far and near scrutinizing of labiums. everything a blonde stripper does and knows is smart as far as i’m concerned.
junkman is the Purveyor of Truth… as he sees it.
Mandy, you had me at “stripper”
Sexy Stormtroopers Gone Wild! Edition 6!
Gee, I’d have thought someone would make a light saber joke by now.
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Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted.
Dat better?
Good choice Dave. Still thanking my lucky stars it wasn’t a Wookie.
In the future Tae Bo has been forbiden and the Princess Leia workout is all of the rage on the death star.
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Funny…. she doesn’t look Druish!
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Keep it up and Dave’s site is gonna get jammed…
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“They shot my HAIR!”
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Sweetie, I’m sure you can keep three or more up
with very little effort! 
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Just wait until she switches from suck to blow.
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Only if you can get past her virgin alarm… Oh Yeah… I forgot where I was for a moment… Never mind…
Virgin Alarm?! People still know aboutt those?!!??
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please somebody tell me my ass is not catching a new case of dyslexia… i tried reading it slow, then fast and still… i have no clue what you just wrote, dude. o, well…
it can’t get worse than it has been, i hope
Nice legs…Shame about her face.
THAT’S a clone?? Somebody really dropped the ball…
Hold on just a minute…Am I seeing some major ink on the rib cage sides?
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At first glance I thought it was just shadows but I think you’re both right. The left one kinda looks like a tiger but the more I try to figure them out the more my eyes cross.
@ julesOdeNile… Don’t feel bad, I was trying to figure out how old he is, now I’m trying to figure out what planet he’s from!
@ junkman…
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Um… junkman?…. I have learned from experience that you shouldn’t smoke the stuff that you find jambed in the seat cushion of a rental car.
Actuarry junkman was quoting “5th Sexual love chair Luxurious Commerce type” website. Me try maker of the sense of said website so muchly now that myself talk now like in the engrish such.
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She must be on the ‘Ani-kins’ diet…