Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

1. A vegan mosquito
2. A woman with a fear of shoes
3. A cat begging to have a leash put on it
4. A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler
5. A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates
6. Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms
7. A roomful of Victoria’s Secret models masturbating to Shrek
8. Pirates, sharing their hopes, dreams and feelings
9. A redneck with a deep interest in the plight of non-American workers
10. What have you never seen?

Photo by Lizz, taken on our trip last weekend.

So this was the bathroom:

On the plus side, they had giant scissors, a clearly marked beach and the biggest smiley face I hope to ever see.

Also, the Shriners up there drive funny cars.

Despite the weirdness, I actually got three days to relax and not work or go online. Go me!