Caption Time #244

31. July 2008, 8:04 UhrCaption TimeDavezilla
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Caption Time #244

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32 comments:

  1. devilsfan, 31. July 2008, 8:21

    Oliva Munn is her idol

     
  2. Lung the Younger, 31. July 2008, 8:33

    If parents only knew what really goes on at those teen abstinence rallies.

     
  3. rust, 31. July 2008, 8:44

    I would believe it, if that was mayonnaise and not mustard. :evil:

     
  4. Bigwavdave, 31. July 2008, 9:01

    Now Astryd and the rest of the Z-gals would have had that one on the first try. I do like her style though… :boobs: :boobs:

     
  5. Meagan, 31. July 2008, 9:21

    Pfft. Amateur. Everyone knows mustard isn’t a good lubricant. :twisted:

     
  6. ruby fenton, 31. July 2008, 9:22

    :razz: :limp: :wang: :boobs: :undies: :thong: :lol: :kiss: i just dont know about this photo :roll:

     
  7. AnnieB, 31. July 2008, 10:06

    While she definitely has the admirable Zillagirl enthusiasm, I think I’d prefer going for something Hard, Sweet and Sticky… :razz:

     
  8. Chris S., 31. July 2008, 10:07

    Here we see a photo of the lesser known and rarely spotted, “Mustard-guzzling gutter slut”.

     
  9. Drusky, 31. July 2008, 11:56

    If she’d been on her knees, she’d have already found it… :twisted:

     
  10. Elmo the Suicide Bomber, 31. July 2008, 13:09

    I always knew Aliens knew how to use the right bait for the job… Women and hotdogs, rednecks and their sisters, rich people with $100 bills.

     
  11. Mandy, 31. July 2008, 13:30

    are we sure that’s a hot dog? it could also be:
    1. a yeasty tampon
    2. severed :limp:
    3. her eye being yanked form the socket

    :dead:

     
  12. pablo, 31. July 2008, 14:26

    Don’t worry, everybody is a winner in this competiton. Everyone who enters gets a fre breast & pelvic exam (non-professional) and the winner gets a lifetime supply of birth control, a case of tequilla and an invitaton to the judges house.

     
  13. StevieC, 31. July 2008, 14:39

    Hot dog vs Hog dog

     
  14. Chris, 31. July 2008, 14:56

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    indeed – see what devilsfan means

     
  15. Infernos, 31. July 2008, 19:11

    Don’t put that in your mouth ! You don’t know where its been !

     
  16. Bigwavdave, 31. July 2008, 20:11

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    Or, Dog Hog, for that matter…Speaking of Dog Hogs…Where Astryd?

     
  17. Russ, 31. July 2008, 22:47

    Pablo, How’s it feel to have Mandy on top of you? It kind of looks like she’s sitting on your finger. :twisted:

     
  18. J, 31. July 2008, 23:30

    Hey theres nothing like rubbing a mustard covered hot dog across your face while riding on the back of a motorcycle-woo hoo!!Now thats rad

     
  19. Master Solace, 1. August 2008, 9:55

    If she could’ve used hers hands for guidance, she wouldn’t have got it all over her face…unless she’s a practicing porn star, then smearing it like that is the point of the contest……either way, I think I would be more than happy helping her out……

    Oh oh……almost forgot, a caption……

    “Missed it by that much… ~John Holmes”

    “Maybe it would’ve been easier going downtown.”

    “Blonde figures she could ace her porno audition if she remembered her sunglasses this time.”

    “Man disappointed that after all he’s taught her, she still couldn’t get the little weiner in her mouth on the first try without her hands.”

     
  20. Mandy Fish, 1. August 2008, 12:31

    “When God gets bored, He enjoys skank fishing.”

     
  21. Drusky, 1. August 2008, 12:45

    It’s always interesting to see what it takes to bring you out of the woodwork, Master S… :razz:

     
  22. tinamarie, 1. August 2008, 18:20

    Oh that Olivia Munn thing:
    OMG. Mustard shot? And did you notice that Ms. Munn spits, not swallows?
    Bad girl. :limp:

     
  23. tinamarie, 1. August 2008, 18:23

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    LOL. Seriously though, can you imagine her suddenly disappearing into the sky if she managed to bite the hot dog. And does God catch and release, or does He eat skank? And if He eats skank, does He like His skank fried, grilled, or RAW like most guys I know?

     
  24. Spud, 1. August 2008, 18:57

    Perhaps he just likes it with the right aperitif!

     
  25. rust, 1. August 2008, 21:35

    wait wait wait… is that mustard in the crack between her boobs? :wtf:

     
  26. Master Solace, 2. August 2008, 2:41

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    Oh, I’ve always been around to at least take an overhead view of Zillaland, but most of time I don’t have the energy to post. I’ve been really sick for awhile now, and just about everything drains me. But I’ve always been around my friend……I just couldn’t pass up some good cocktail jokes…….

     
  27. julesOdeNile, 2. August 2008, 3:10

    Dude with the heavy frown, this wouldn’t happen if you fed your woman before you leave the house, you know…

     
  28. Chris S., 2. August 2008, 9:20

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    Yeasty tampon? I WAS in the middle of lunch when I read that but now I have to take a break. :puke:

     
  29. patrick, 2. August 2008, 17:09

    “When Rednecks Come Out to Play”, next Oprah. Swear to God, this is what rednecks do after they drop the kids off at school. That is after they finish Community Service. She’s a 36 C now, but she’ll be a 38 Extra Long in two years.

     
  30. Bigwavdave, 2. August 2008, 21:57

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    OK…FINE…Ya made me go back and look again…I suppose I should thank you?

     
  31. Master Solace, 3. August 2008, 1:57

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    Which takes my caption about downtown to the projects….. :wtf:

     
  32. Mandy Fish, 4. August 2008, 15:30

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    “Does God Eat Skank?” can be the new What Would Jesus Do. We’ll make bracelets and prosper.