Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

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1. Putty
2. Pewter
3. Sputum
4. Guffaw
5. Gewgaw…
6. …And its evil twin geegaw
7. Hijinks
8. Hinky
9. Hella
10. What words are annoying you, lately?

Every time I see a convertible parked with its top down, I feel tempted to drop or hide something unexpected in their car. Here are some of the things I have considered “gifting” convertible owners with:

1. Five kilos of confetti
2. A squirrel
3. Dry ice
4. A kite, tied to the back seat
5. A rubber snake
6. A Walkie Talkie under the seat
7. Someone else’s underwear in the backseat
8. Parking tickets
9. Sex toys and used condoms
10. A super bubble wand affixed to their headrest

What would you drop in a convertible?