Caption Time #237
Saw this guy walking around downtown Royal Oak. I love my town.
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‘PLZ TO PATRA…PARTA….VIZIT DIZ ESBAT…ETARB……PLAYSE!!! IF IZ BRINGZ NUFF BIZNESS, DEY SAY DEY SENDZ MEH BAK TO MAI HOAM PLANIT OF LOLSPEEK. KTHNXBAI!’ All said in an electronic modulator robot voice thingy of course
Kill the Wabbit!
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto ..domo ….domo….
-expedia informed john the cheapest way to get home from the L.A. comic book convention was to take the red eye.
-the human race does not yet possess the technology to comprehend the advanced communique emanating from the robotic tit displays.
-the door on the front of this robot does not provide access to an advanced circuit board. it will actually allow a fart to escape before it works its way up to the face screen.
Let’s get a Zillagirl to give him a swift kick to the :wang: to see if his eyes light up.
Promo the Robot searches for Commander Tom in vain…
“Megatron turned my oven range into a robot!” :wtf:
Honest to God, I was just watching Transformers an hour ago. Creepy.
A costume similar to this won me first place in the Halloween Contest in the fourth grade.
Mine had a light bulb nose.
Feels superior
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
:wtf: 
All your Zillagirl are belong to us.
HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!
Are we sure those arent titties? :boobs: :boobs:
im not sure those aren’t titties. but again, it’s technology beyond my understanding. in the meanwhile i must say that knowing mandy’s bottoms it probably wasn’t the lightbulb nose that got her into the winner’s circle.
[Comment ID #356612 will appear here] i find it hard to believe yall let this one go. what WOULD you do without us Zillagirls???!!!???!!!
Play with each other instead… :wang: :wang:
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You want a Zillagirl to do the kicking? Don’t you think that would hurt our delicate little feet?
Next thing you know you guys will want us to do the heavy lifting as well.
Ah, I fear the bloom is off the rose…
@ Astryd – would serve them right, huh luv?
Annie, you don’t have to actually kick hm. Just cut him with the sharp edge of your lovely tongue.
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I’ll do it! I’ll do it! I’ve been waiting for just the right guy to use my new nutcracker on.
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I do beleive who ever it is has yet to grow a set, so kicking wouldn’t do any good.
:limp:
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!! YOUR WIFE HAS SEEN YOU ENTER THE NIGHTMARE SINEMA!!!
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Well hello my beautiful Jack (ass), always a pleasure to see you. Is it a full moon again already?
Did you really think by tempering your insult with a sweet caress you would escape my wrath Jack (off)?
It seems you know me only too well my sweet, darling Jack (shit).
Thank you ma’am may I have another?
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You’re quite welcome. Sorry, but I’m through jacking around with you.
If The Terminator had been played by Steven Seagal….
Pimpbot 2000 takes a vacation from the ‘Late Night with Conan O’Brien’ set…
Gallelelelelerria! Diarrhea!
It’s only temporary.
It’s only temporary.
Keep telling yourself – you quit Goldman’s because you wanted to be a writer. It takes time for publishers to read a novel. 8 months is not that long.
It’s only temporary – i’m just paying the bills.