Ride the Goatse!

Posted by Davezilla 23 June, 2008 Latest: pablo, Lung the Younger, NHLBABE, Timm, Mr Belimbing,

Ride the Goatse!

30 comments:

  1. StevieC, 23, June 2008, 15:21 |  
    StevieC

    Even worse - it’s from Ass-terix and Obelix.

     
  2. diesel, 23, June 2008, 15:39 |  

    I pretty much feel like ass when I ride one of those things anyway.

     
  3. Russ, 23, June 2008, 16:26 |  

    Michael Jackson’s “secret” discovered during the prison strip search. :puke:

    Bend over and spread um. :wtf:

     
  4. Flash Gordon, 23, June 2008, 17:06 |  
    Flash Gordon

    Don/t ask, don/t tell. :roll: :razz: :wang: :puke:

     
  5. Ronica, 23, June 2008, 17:21 |  

    And I thought my ass was huge… What a relief :razz:

     
  6. Cobe, 23, June 2008, 17:45 |  

    a giant ass with 4 giant will-knots.

     
  7. Cobe, 23, June 2008, 17:45 |  

    or roids

     
  8. bluebonneville, 23, June 2008, 17:55 |  

    Time to get your drunk ass off the merry go round …………. :wtf:

     
  9. Spud, 23, June 2008, 18:14 |  

    That’s some kind of funny right there…

     
  10. Drusky, 23, June 2008, 18:41 |  

    1) Kids who missed the real point of ‘Say no to crack.’

    2) Smugglers have gotten really creative when it comes to smuggling people past the U.S. Border Patrol…

     
  11. Bigwavdave, 23, June 2008, 19:02 |  

    I’m sure my Doctor would get a laugh out of that one. The last time he had his (gloved) finger up my butt, I turned around and asked him “Is that ALL you’ve got?” He told me he could wipe that smile off my face in an instant! :limp: :wtf:

     
  12. Russ, 23, June 2008, 19:03 |  

    The reason you are put asleep during a colonoscopy.

     
  13. Russ, 23, June 2008, 19:23 |  

    Look what the little shits have got into this time!

     
  14. StevieC, 23, June 2008, 20:15 |  
    StevieC

    And boys, that’s where the term ’shit eating grin’ came from.

    –OR–

    4 guys, no cup

     
  15. FunBox Comedy, 23, June 2008, 20:46 |  

    Looks like a shitty ride.

     
  16. Janet Moore, 23, June 2008, 20:47 |  

    Wow. Without your input, I would not have been able to figure out what the hell this is supposed to be. Where is this Carousel? But, really, :wtf: what is it supposed to represent?

     
  17. Meagan, 23, June 2008, 21:02 |  
    Meagan

    Next up, the “log” ride. :wang: :twisted:

     
  18. junkman, 24, June 2008, 8:49 |  

    just another table at dave’s starbucks. :java:

     
  19. Janet Moore, 24, June 2008, 8:54 |  

    Can we get a picture of the other side of the opening?

     
  20. Davezilla, 24, June 2008, 10:02 |  
    Davezilla

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    Here ya go: http://www.dbis.informatik.uni-frankfurt.de/~michalek/obelix.gif

     
  21. patrick, 24, June 2008, 10:14 |  

    We deserve to see video of this ride. I wanna see those little turds come stumbling out of the clown’s ass after twelve minutes of spinning disorientation. What carney freak decided this was a good idea?

     
  22. StevieC, 24, June 2008, 14:05 |  
    StevieC

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    Apparently, it opens up for loading, closes for the ride (during which you spin around like a gerbil on a wheel), then at the end, from somewhere deep inside the ride, you hear Armageddon! and slide out a tube to exit.

     
  23. Drusky, 24, June 2008, 16:15 |  

    “What a day! These kids have been crawling up my ass all day!”

     
  24. pablo, 24, June 2008, 16:41 |  

    These people are:

    A- Butt Buddies

    B- Preperation H testers

    C- Monkeys waiting for centrifical force to help them fly out of my ass

    D- the Charmin kids at play

     
  25. Janet Moore, 24, June 2008, 19:55 |  

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    Uhh, gee, thanks, Dave. You never disappoint.

    Where is this carousel located? Or is it one of those traveling carnivals-where the rides are put together with cotter pins? Do I just have to wait until it comes to my neighborhood?

     
  26. Lung the Younger, 25, June 2008, 3:01 |  

    Sorry Janet. I imagine that this photo was taken at Parc Asterix. So you’ll have to travel all the way to France to ride Obelix’s rear end. Only the French could be so anal.

    http://www.parcasterix.fr/

     
  27. Meagan, 25, June 2008, 9:45 |  
    Meagan

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    Or E: All of the above. :wtf:

     
  28. NHLBABE, 26, June 2008, 14:12 |  

    What does Mike Myers have a theme park now? I thought it was “Come on, Get in my BELLY” ..not get in my ASS. eeeesh…

     
  29. Timm, 27, June 2008, 9:32 |  

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    I almost said to the doctor, “Was it as good for you, as it was for me?” but I chickened out.

     
  30. Mr Belimbing, 2, July 2008, 13:16 |  

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    Huh?