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Stable Dreams?
A Man & A Night Mare
The man is horse-hung (over).
Wow…I’ve awoken to some real surprises back in my young & single drinkin’ days, but this guy is in for a defib moment shortly…
:limp: :puke:
There ain’t enuf :java: .
I know you guys will be horsing around with the puns but try not to make an ass of yourselves. You weren’t raised in a barn.
Ride the pony, satisfy your funk …
One Trick Pony
The horse that couldn’t say ‘Neigh’
Young men still dream of sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker
Well, at least he removed the sheets…
But seriously, I don’t know the rules but I’m pretty sure she’s underage…
nice ring
nice ring
The morning after the donkey show… :wtf:
Joe practices spooning before his first overnight date with Trixie.
Rode hard and put away wet?
So a guy and a horse walk into a bar and… Well it sort of ends up like a scene from The Godfather, only the guy is happy and the horse is wondering what got put into her drink.
THAT’S why they call him “Big Brown!”
thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass.
Har har har, that one was a good un, this whole thread is a horses ass.
evidence of the first equestrian pedophile
Ben Dover and Filly McCrackin?
Actually, my comment came off a bit like a horses ass, I was going for the down home on the farm set up, but failed miserably, crashed and burned.
I was trying to come up with something witty, but all I could think of was how comfortable man and animal looked.
I fell like an ass.
Hey, quit horsing around!!! …….. couldn’t resist
Bachelor’s party, drunken stupor-He could have sworn he bellowed, “We need some whores”, and instead he got a horse. She’s a cute little filly you must admit.
I’ve heard of playing H-O-R-S-E, but this is ridiculous! :wtf:
AnnieB’s cousin Cooter in a tender moment.
:kiss: 
I’ve heard of coyote ugly but never seen a bitch mare ugly before.
A deleted scene from the movie “My Friend Flicka”. Also cut was the courtroom scene where the defendant claims “Honest, Your Honor! I was just helping Flicka over the mattress…”
Billy thought that the M in MILF stood for Mare
He was a little confused about unbridled passion too.
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Can’t you tell that we were just chomping at the bit for something like this?
He knew then with startling clarity he could never go back to the others after his date with Winnie.
Billy’s friends thought he was just being mean when he told them his girl had a face like a horse…
There once was a man with a foal,
The thought of her gave him a pole
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I’ll let you guys finish it. Have fun!
Damn line breaks just don’t seem to work right ….
(In about an hour…) “Whattsa matter, honey? Why the long face?”
:wang:
A guy and his ‘girlfriend’ walk into a bar, the bartender says “why the long face?”
Then billy found out that daddy’s last words were “guard the family Jewels.” Not mules.
My Pretty Pony… You can give her so much love…
…and the beautiful princess fell asleep so soundly that she didn’t notice when the clock struck midnight……
He said it was a sugarcube…but when she came to the next morning she realized it wasnt really sugar
When his dad said “Son, you need to settle down with a pretty little filly…” he took him REALLY seriously.
Wil-Brrrrr!!!!
When the horse awoke, she was alone. There was a note on the nightstand that said, “I’ll give you a call sometime.” but… you know he never will.
Didn’t y’all notice the yamaca??? This must be what the “new” Jewish kids are using to get around that no-no to premarital sex thing…
Or maybe it’s the way he can “eat meat” on fridays :wtf:
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So you’re saying that’s Barbrrrra? On a clear day you can see a funny girl singing ‘Hello Dolly’ forever.
Why do foals fall in love?
I don’t think THIS is what John Wayne had in mind when he said ‘mount up!’…
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Or “Get in line”
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But he also said “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.”
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Glad you woke up, Babe. Hangover?
:kiss: :thong:
Son of Mr. Hands.
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Nope, African safari and I thought of you every time I pulled the trigger…
Wasn’t Trigger Gene Autry’s horse?
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:wtf: :wang: Wow. :wang:
Shoosh, just walk away very quietly and nobody will notice what happened, otherwise I may get hurt…. :wtf:
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Roy Rogers, you silly boy. Don’t you know one horse’s ass from another?
You see this sign on my back? yeah, the one that says ‘kick me’ please be gentle….
reverse cow…boy?
Certainly ma’am!
