This is America

Posted by Davezilla 25 May, 200822 comments Latest: Nicolette, pablo, Da Popster, Drusky, tian,

A woman pushing a stroller while riding her Segway because she is too fucking lazy to walk a block.

22 comments:

  1. Lung the Younger, 25, May 2008, 11:40 |  

    Ben Her

    As first seen on:
    http://www.davezilla.com/2007/06/12/the-darwin-award-couldnt-come-soon-enough/

     
  2. dougieace, 25, May 2008, 12:13 |  

    Looks like a good way to kill a baby,Natural selection can be a bit messy at times.

     
  3. StevieC, 25, May 2008, 12:36 |  
    StevieC

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    Now that all the season cliff-hangers have aired, we’re back in to reruns already. :limp:

     
  4. StevieC, 25, May 2008, 15:29 |  
    StevieC

    RE: Link of the day … And here I thought that there was only 1 type of annoying person to be found inside a Sixbucks and that was everyone, except Dave of course. :roll:

     
  5. Flash Gordon, 25, May 2008, 17:48 |  
    Flash Gordon

    I sure wish we had a Starbucks in my town. I feel so-o-o deprived. Guess I’ll have to
    make do with re-runs of “Battlestar Galactica”. :razz: :kiss: :sad: :roll: :wtf:

     
  6. Meagan, 25, May 2008, 19:11 |  
    Meagan

    Deja vroom. :razz:

     
  7. Spud, 25, May 2008, 20:55 |  

    I want to see the part of the picture sequence, you know, where she hits the kerb, lays the buggy over, hits the pram loses control and sends it over the hill, down a 45′ road for a 1/4 mile until it crosses the railway lines at the bottom of the hill and gets hit by the Eastbound 9.15am locomotive going flat out.

     
  8. Bjorn Freeh, 25, May 2008, 22:00 |  
    Bjorn Freeh

    White pants before Memorial Day? I’m aghast.

     
  9. Chris S., 26, May 2008, 1:33 |  
    Chris S.

    I guess the summer re-runs started early this year. :razz:

    Link of the day is pretty good. How many of the 8 do you see on a daily basis Dave? And how many of the 8 have you been? :java:

     
  10. diesel, 26, May 2008, 1:59 |  

    “Is that bitch tailgating again? Dammit, woman, get off my ass!”

     
  11. mike, 26, May 2008, 8:24 |  

    and she wonders why she has an ass the size of a buick

     
  12. Davezilla, 26, May 2008, 8:59 |  
    Davezilla

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    Wow. They say the memory is the first thing to go. At least, I think that’s what they said. I forgot. :dead:

     
  13. Davezilla, 26, May 2008, 9:00 |  
    Davezilla

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    I have seen every one. :-?

     
  14. Spud, 26, May 2008, 9:31 |  

    [Comment ID #317441 will appear here]It’s okay Dave, if it’s any consolation at all, I didn’t remember the first time the sedgway lady was posted. \m/ -|- \m/

     
  15. Spud, 26, May 2008, 9:34 |  

    It’s okay Dave, if it’s any consolation at all, I didn’t remember the first time the sedgway lady was posted.

     
  16. Lung the Younger, 26, May 2008, 10:17 |  

    Yeah, it is OK Dave. The fact that I did remember it just proves is that I should get out more.

     
  17. StevieC, 26, May 2008, 11:21 |  
    StevieC

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    Maybe you should see if you could borrow her Stedgeway …

     
  18. Nicolette, 26, May 2008, 12:54 |  
    Nicolette

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    You didn’t answer the other part of the question.

     
  19. pablo, 26, May 2008, 13:32 |  

    As long as it doesn’t get slow enough to reprint letters from the Sultan of Cleavland.

     
  20. Da Popster, 26, May 2008, 17:19 |  

    Duh …………. and duh. Only in America. :dead:

     
  21. Drusky, 27, May 2008, 14:38 |  

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    Next, Dave will be telling us about this little girl selling candy at Starbucks…

     
  22. tian, 29, May 2008, 18:04 |  

    http://www.tian.cc/2006/07/segway-failure.html