Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

28 comments:

1. Jack, 13, May 2008, 8:22 | Quote this |  
   Thats the worst case of crabs I have ever seen!

    
2. Spud, 13, May 2008, 8:28 | Quote this |  
   

   Mummy! mummy, this costume’s to heavy! ……… mummy!

    
3. Lung the Younger, 13, May 2008, 8:45 | Quote this |  
   Laura Gonzalez, winner of the 2008 Little Miss Three-Mile-Island Pageant.

    
4. Steve James, 13, May 2008, 8:49 | Quote this |  
   Winner of the London Tube Station Fancy Dress challenge: King Crustacean (King’s Cross Station)

    
5. julesOdeNile, 13, May 2008, 9:12 | Quote this |  
   

   don’t leave crabs untreated too long!

    
6. Meagan, 13, May 2008, 9:14 | Quote this |  
   

   Yet another mean thing to tell a third grader: If you have sex and get crabs, you’ll turn into one.

    
7. Brad K., 13, May 2008, 9:32 | Quote this |  
   Miss Pointer, If the shell is the crab’s house, then why are you mad I went potty?!

    
8. patrick, 13, May 2008, 9:43 | Quote this |  
   “Do’oh, Spongebob, I think Crusty has been putting too much crab in his Crabby Patties”. OR

   “Yeah, yeah I know it just swallowed a kid. Shut up and help me get that big bastard into this pot. And then go get all the lemons you can find. We are gonna feast tonight”.

    
9. StevieC, 13, May 2008, 9:57 | Quote this |  
   

   At her age, she’s still just a crab but by the time she hits high school, she’ll be a full blown bitch.

    
10. StevieC, 13, May 2008, 9:59 | Quote this |  
    

    That crab is wearing the scariest hallowe’en mask that I’ve seen in a long time!

     
11. hoatzin, 13, May 2008, 10:36 | Quote this |  
    

    Perhaps not comfortable, but suitable attire for any child visiting the Neverland Ranch

     
12. junkman, 13, May 2008, 11:28 | Quote this |  
    

    “THE KWELLADA KID”

     
13. Monday, 13, May 2008, 11:43 | Quote this |  
    “Jenny wasn’t in a very giving mood and was being quite shellfish that day”

     
14. Chris S., 13, May 2008, 12:07 | Quote this |  
    

    After repeatedly getting caught using boats and makeshift rafts, the Cubanez family decides to test out a slightly different method to sneak into the U.S…

     
15. Drusky, 13, May 2008, 13:08 | Quote this |  
    

    For years, little Jenny’s shrink tried to get her to come out of her shell…

     
16. StevieC, 13, May 2008, 13:27 | Quote this |  
    

    sniff yep, they all smell like that.

     
17. AnnieB, 13, May 2008, 14:31 | Quote this |  
    

    On May 13, 2008, Lung the Younger furiously scribbled:

    Laura Gonzalez, winner of the 2008 Little Miss Three-Mile-Island Pageant.

    LOL! Good one, I almost spewed..

     
18. Flash Gordon, 13, May 2008, 15:58 | Quote this |  
    

    I told you to stay out of the dumpster at Red Lobster, Selena!

     
19. janeeto, 14, May 2008, 0:46 | Quote this |  
    Next week, on “Deadliest Catch”: The crew of the Northwestern pull their traps out of the Bering Strait and they all come back empty…except one! Sig Hansen: “Size DOES matter!

     
20. Elle, 14, May 2008, 14:06 | Quote this |  
    The pediatrician described Elena’s condition as a forerunner of severe PMS.

     
21. echo, 14, May 2008, 19:08 | Quote this |  
    I’m surprised no one went “OM NOM NOM NOM” yet

     
22. pablo, 14, May 2008, 19:15 | Quote this |  
    

    Little Emily wasn’t too worried aboput how crabby she had become. Her concern started when her parents offered to draw her a bath. She knew it was trouble when the tub was full of melted butter.

     
23. S, 14, May 2008, 21:51 | Quote this |  
    Why You Should Where A Condom

     
24. Chris S., 15, May 2008, 1:45 | Quote this |  
    

    On May 14, 2008, S furiously scribbled:

    Why You Should Where A Condom

    Hear, their, everywear!

     
25. Nessa, 15, May 2008, 10:45 | Quote this |  
    Despite her daughters cries to stop trick or treating for the night, the mother pushes her on, her secret agenda becoming known. MORE CHOCOLATE, I MUST HAVE MORE CHOCOLATE.

     
26. Faith, 21, May 2008, 12:26 | Quote this |  
    

    Can someone please hook me up with the Menedez boys?

     
27. tony, 22, May 2008, 8:48 | Quote this |  
    Well guys, either way you’re screwed!!!

     
28. Penguin Pete, 22, May 2008, 18:34 | Quote this |  
    gag, said Mr. Crab, “The next time I eat human, I’ll shell it first!”

     

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