Comments on: Mean things to teach third graders http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/ If you're not spewing your coffee, we're not doing our job Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:12:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Rene http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-310087 Rene Wed, 21 May 2008 06:15:14 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-310087 <p>My older sister used to have a poster up in her room of Gene Simmons with his whole Kiss make up and outfit on. It was a really scarry picture of him. She used to tell me that if I did not go to bed he was going to come and get me. That was when I was like 5. I am now 36 and I can not look at a picture of KISS without getting a really uneasy feeling. I was also told that if I ate watermelon seeds or swallowed lemon seeds that I would have a plant growing out of me. I tried this on my 2nd and 4th grader and they just laughed at me. So we as parents have to be more creative these days. :wtf: :???:</p> My older sister used to have a poster up in her room of Gene Simmons with his whole Kiss make up and outfit on. It was a really scarry picture of him. She used to tell me that if I did not go to bed he was going to come and get me. That was when I was like 5. I am now 36 and I can not look at a picture of KISS without getting a really uneasy feeling.
I was also told that if I ate watermelon seeds or swallowed lemon seeds that I would have a plant growing out of me. I tried this on my 2nd and 4th grader and they just laughed at me. So we as parents have to be more creative these days. :wtf: :???:

]]> By: Jinksy http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301987 Jinksy Wed, 14 May 2008 05:08:57 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301987 <p>If you run to your bedroom, take off you clothes, moves your hands all over your body and say "I want a bicycle", you won't get it. That only works for mommies.</p> If you run to your bedroom, take off you clothes, moves your hands all over your body and say “I want a bicycle”, you won’t get it. That only works for mommies.

]]> By: madamadams http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301879 madamadams Wed, 14 May 2008 02:38:40 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301879 <p>how bout 'pull my finger'?</p> how bout ‘pull my finger’?

]]> By: Sandeera http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301494 Sandeera Tue, 13 May 2008 20:29:39 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-301494 <p>I told my kids that the people who work at Taco Bell are really police officers and if they didn't have their seat belt on they would put them in jail. Youngest is now 15 and tells me all the time that she believed me until she was almost 11.</p> I told my kids that the people who work at Taco Bell are really police officers and if they didn’t have their seat belt on they would put them in jail. Youngest is now 15 and tells me all the time that she believed me until she was almost 11.

]]> By: Lake Effect http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300586 Lake Effect Mon, 12 May 2008 22:45:58 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300586 <p>I've got a sister-in-law that always told her daughters that if they didn't behave, she was sending them back to the gypsies (No offense to all of our gypsy friends.). They were also told that some of the pregnant ladies they saw were in the process of sending their kids 'back where they came from', because they wouldn't listen to their moms, and that the missing child posters in post offices etc. were kids the gov't was trying to track down for misbehaving. Also, cops, of course, were also always watching for bad behavior, and had plenty of room in the jail for more kids. The girls turned out ok, but still won't look directly at or talk to a cop, and I'm thinking there's some long-term therapy down the road one of these days. Hopefully before they have kids of their own.</p> I’ve got a sister-in-law that always told her daughters that if they didn’t behave, she was sending them back to the gypsies (No offense to all of our gypsy friends.). They were also told that some of the pregnant ladies they saw were in the process of sending their kids ‘back where they came from’, because they wouldn’t listen to their moms, and that the missing child posters in post offices etc. were kids the gov’t was trying to track down for misbehaving. Also, cops, of course, were also always watching for bad behavior, and had plenty of room in the jail for more kids. The girls turned out ok, but still won’t look directly at or talk to a cop, and I’m thinking there’s some long-term therapy down the road one of these days. Hopefully before they have kids of their own.

]]> By: Vicki http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300457 Vicki Mon, 12 May 2008 20:56:50 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300457 <p>It's ok to ask your teacher if he or she got any last night.</p> It’s ok to ask your teacher if he or she got any last night.

]]> By: hoatzin http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300272 hoatzin Mon, 12 May 2008 18:16:15 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300272 <p>Going commando to school is guaranteed to get you better grades </p> <p>Spam is made from the bones and flesh of old teachers, so eat up!</p> <p>Working in advertising is the best way to learn about the caring, sharing nature of the human race. And if you can't land a job there, try Hollywood.</p> Going commando to school is guaranteed to get you better grades

Spam is made from the bones and flesh of old teachers, so eat up!

Working in advertising is the best way to learn about the caring, sharing nature of the human race. And if you can’t land a job there, try Hollywood.

]]> By: crazy http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300163 crazy Mon, 12 May 2008 16:25:18 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300163 <p>Ya, I've GOT third graders- my kids says you're full of buncombe: If you eat the eggs your dog lays your eyes won't be the only thing that's brown, fossils are here to PROVE God's existance, and they have flooded my house to disprove the thing about the 6th graders! TWICE! :dead: :limp:</p> Ya, I’ve GOT third graders- my kids says you’re full of buncombe: If you eat the eggs your dog lays your eyes won’t be the only thing that’s brown, fossils are here to PROVE God’s existance, and they have flooded my house to disprove the thing about the 6th graders! TWICE! :dead: :limp:

]]> By: chainstay http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300154 chainstay Mon, 12 May 2008 16:10:39 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300154 <p>The freeway is actually a playground for cars; go play with them!</p> The freeway is actually a playground for cars; go play with them!

]]> By: junkman http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300122 junkman Mon, 12 May 2008 15:39:25 +0000 http://www.davezilla.com/2008/05/12/mean-things-to-teach-third-graders/#comment-300122 <p>if you ever wondered why you have a small penis you might want to check out your dad's!</p> <p>babies are made of rubber. so if you want one you have to put a rubber ball in your hoo hoo.</p> <p>they didn't just take out your tonsils you know.</p> <p>your dead pet didn't go to heaven because it didn't die. we gave it to a child that deserved it more.</p> <p>your teeth will continue to drop out as the scurvy gets worse.</p> if you ever wondered why you have a small penis you might want to check out your dad’s!

babies are made of rubber. so if you want one you have to put a rubber ball in your hoo hoo.

they didn’t just take out your tonsils you know.

your dead pet didn’t go to heaven because it didn’t die. we gave it to a child that deserved it more.

your teeth will continue to drop out as the scurvy gets worse.

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